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08-12-2006, 01:46 PM
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The nut and the Nuts
A young woman was driving alone one night near the local Insane Asylum when she heard on the radio that a dangerous Lunatic had escaped. Within minutes she heard a pop and felt one of her tires go flat. She built up her nerve and got out and began to change the tire.
Just as she slid the spare on she noticed a man in a plain white uniform staring at her from the bushes. Startled, she dropped the lugnuts and heard them scatter on the ground, as she vainly searched in the darkness for the scattered lug-nuts she heard the man slowly approaching.
Terrified, she asked herself in a trembling voice, "What am I going to do now?" and the Lunatic replied "Why don't you take one nut from each of the other wheels and put them on the spare?" She did, and was soon on her way
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08-12-2006, 02:08 PM
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08-12-2006, 03:20 PM
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...... to that to
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08-12-2006, 04:35 PM
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wheres the punchline 
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08-12-2006, 04:44 PM
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Its soposed to be a Urban legend, I found a website with some good ones, this wasnt one of them, I thought it was funny because some one here would do something like that.
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08-12-2006, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by WayFast84
I thought it was funny because some one here would do something like that.
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who? 
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and 1 more smart ass answer by you and i'm going to reach into this monitor and grab you by the throat
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08-12-2006, 06:52 PM
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"This message is hidden because WayFast84 is on your ignore list. "
shame...seems like it'd be a pretty ****** joke...
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08-12-2006, 08:39 PM
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08-12-2006, 08:41 PM
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funny, it seems as my post got deleted. thanks ian.
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08-12-2006, 10:31 PM
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08-12-2006, 11:27 PM
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You love nuts.
- from Kasey, but I'm sure j0n agrees.
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08-12-2006, 11:40 PM
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gee thanks
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08-13-2006, 12:52 AM
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wow that was pretty gay matt
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