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08-18-2006, 10:02 PM
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You know you're an f-body owner when...
...You lock the doors with the t-tops off.
...You CAN tell the difference between a '67 and a '68.
...You had an easier time breaking up with your girlfriend, than selling your camaro.
...You swear chevy 350 is the greatest piece of technology ever invented.
...You refer to mustangs as "rustangs".
...You rip the fuel injected "junk" out of your post-1984 f-body, and opt for the "superior" carburator.
..."Smokey and the Bandit" is your favorite movie.
...1967 was the best year of your life, and you weren't even alive.
...you hear the word "rally", you think of rims.
...You are going to buy a Pontiac Solstice and put Firebird decals on it. No seriously, it's been done:
...Your dream car's engine is going to cost more than the car.
...You think arrowheads and bowties go together like PB and jelly.
...You consider the year 1970 1/2 a turning point in your life.
...You deny the fact the Pontiac made TURBO firebirds, but you secertly want one.
...To you, IROC is a car, not a race.
...Cobra isn't just a mustang, but an ancronym for Cars Owned By Retarded ********.
...You know that horsepower sells cars, but torque wins races. And you use that to explain why f-bodies are no longer made, but Mustangs are.
...Dodges' smell funny.
...You swear that your f-body can easily outrun a corvette, that is, once you take out your 305 and drop in a 350.
...You have to fix your "door sag" at least once a month.
...Dan's Auto Garage is on speed dial.
...You get pissed when someone calls your shaker a hood scoop.
...Your alphabet isn't A-Z, but T/A-Z28 (with IROC, SS, LT and RS somewhere in the middle).
...Your idea of art is a three foot tall, black and gold bird on your hood.
...To you, 'buy low, sell high' means buying a firebird or camaro before 2002, then selling it after 2002.
...You know that hump in between your backseats in your 2nd and 3rd gen.'s all too well.
...FWD makes NO sense to you.
...You know all about the cupholder trick in your 2nd gen.
...Your life fell into a spril of depression, drugs, and drunkeness after the Camaro and Firebird ceased to exist in 2002.
...You think corvette owners are jealous of your "real" car.
...Your five basic food groups are Mustangs, Civics, Challengers, Eclipses, and Novas.
...You are always explaining to Dodge fans that "ram air" is not what his pickup breathes.
...You really believe that Chevrolet will bring back the Camaro in 2007.
...You do not own a third generation 4-cylinder from the 80's. No really, if you do, you do NOT belong here.
...You wonder how Pontiac can build Aztek's, but not Firebirds (Those GM exec's must NOT have a conscience).
...You still call your 2002 Camaro, a "new" car.
...Your 1967-1981 Camaro Chilton is on your nightstand
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08-18-2006, 10:07 PM
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kinda funny i can agree with 3/4 of them
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08-18-2006, 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by j0n
...You CAN tell the difference between a '67 and a '68.
...You had an easier time breaking up with your boyfriend, than selling your camaro.
...You swear chevy 350 is the greatest piece of technology ever invented.
...You refer to mustangs as "rustangs".
...You rip the fuel injected "junk" out of your post-1984 f-body, and opt for the "superior" carburator. i own no post 1984 f-bodies 
...you hear the word "rally", you think of rims.
...Your dream car's engine is going to cost more than the car.
...You think arrowheads and bowties go together like PB and jelly.
...You consider the year 1970 1/2 a turning point in your life.
...To you, IROC is a car, not a race.
...Cobra isn't just a mustang, but an ancronym for Cars Owned By Retarded ********.
...You have to fix your "door sag" at least once a month.
...Dan's Auto Garage is on speed dial. (not dan's, but a few others)
...Your alphabet isn't A-Z, but T/A-Z28 (with IROC, SS, LT and RS somewhere in the middle).
...You know that hump in between your backseats in your 2nd and 3rd gen.'s all too well.
...FWD makes NO sense to you.
...You know all about the cupholder trick in your 2nd gen.
...Your life fell into a spril of depression, drugs, and drunkeness after the Camaro and Firebird ceased to exist in 2002. funny, that was right around when i started hanging out with you guys as well
...You think corvette owners are jealous of your "real" car.
...You really believe that Chevrolet will bring back the Camaro in 2007.
...You do not own a third generation 4-cylinder from the 80's. No really, if you do, you do NOT belong here.
...You wonder how Pontiac can build Aztek's, but not Firebirds (Those GM exec's must NOT have a conscience).
...Your 1967-1981 Camaro Chilton is on your nightstand along with classic industries and year one |
those are all the ones that are me... i guess thats enough
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08-19-2006, 08:54 AM
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Very good post. But they forgot that 4th gens have the hump as well.
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08-19-2006, 09:25 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Six feet above Jimmy Hoffa
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What's the cupholder trick for 2nd gens? I must know since shifting a 70 1/2 to work in the morning with a cup of coffee, and a smoke is a total bitch!
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08-19-2006, 11:32 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Ewing/Galloway, NJ
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You know you shouldnt be an f-body owner when the first thing you noticed on the third line is that they used 'than' correctly
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08-19-2006, 11:44 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
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damn i can relate to most of them lol.
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08-19-2006, 01:03 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: West Long Branch
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...You deny the fact the Pontiac made TURBO firebirds, but you secertly want one.
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Maybe if you mean the late 70's....but I dont deny the 1989 TTA.
Here are some of Big Al's own. Enjoy
...You CAN tell the difference between a LS1 and LS6 block
...You swear the LS1 is the greatest piece of technology ever invented.
...You refer to mustangs as hunks of ****
...You rip your carb'ed SBC for an LS motor.
...You yell at 2 Fast and 2 Furious when the Yenko loses the race cause you know thats ********
...January 10, 2006 was the best day of the year.
...You know more 4th gens with Z06 wheels then Z06's
...To you, the fight over the Middle East doesnt compare to the war over which is better, Z28 or SS
...You know that Ford cant make big hp without a blower, and even then its close.
...Dodges LX cars are tanks without turrets.
...You know that Mopar stole the design of the LS1 from God to make the Hemi...and they messed it up.
...You have to fix your window motors every change of season.
...You get pissed when someone asks if your IROC hood is functional
...You get upset when people with a real first gen Z28 put a 350 in it.
...To you, a 1969 is the Holy Grail of Camaro
...You know that hump in the passanger seat...but you dont care cause you are always driving
...You think Corvettes are there to test the engines before they can make sure they are worthy enough to be put into Camaros
....VTEC makes you gag
...You Kept The Faith
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Last edited by BigAls87Z28; 08-19-2006 at 01:05 PM.
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08-19-2006, 01:17 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: hamilton, nj
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...You lock the doors with the t-tops off.
...You CAN tell the difference between a '67 and a '68.
...Your dream car's engine is going to cost more than the car.
...You think arrowheads and bowties go together like PB and jelly.
...You really believe that Chevrolet will bring back the Camaro in 2007.
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Originally Posted by 79CamaroDiva
It started before I drove your car. I just have to look at it the wrong way and your car poops parts.
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08-19-2006, 01:20 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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Originally Posted by BigAls87Z28
Maybe if you mean the late 70's....but I dont deny the 1989 TTA.
Here are some of Big Al's own. Enjoy
...You CAN tell the difference between a LS1 and LS6 block
...You swear the LS1 is the greatest piece of technology ever invented.
...You rip your carb'ed SBC for an LS motor.
...You know more 4th gens with Z06 wheels then Z06's
...You know that Ford cant make big hp without a blower, and even then its close.
...Dodges LX cars are tanks without turrets.
...You have to fix your window motors every change of season.
...You get upset when people with a real first gen Z28 put a 350 in it.
...To you, a 1969 is the Holy Grail of Camaro
...You know that hump in the passanger seat...but you dont care cause you are always driving
...You Kept The Faith
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and off al's
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Originally Posted by 79CamaroDiva
It started before I drove your car. I just have to look at it the wrong way and your car poops parts.
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08-19-2006, 03:00 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Edison
Posts: 7,856
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You know your a thirdgen owner when...
You run 14's, have a v8 and your mods consist of a H/C full bolt ons and you spray a 75 shot.
You live In a trailer park
The nhra techs dont even care if you wear a seatbelt let alone a helmet
Your car and all of your mods still cost under 3 grand
You know you own a 4th gen if...
You swap an ls1 into a lt1 car just so you can get mechanics to work on it.
you hate the 3.4
You call thirdgens turdgens
your first car was a TURDGEN.
You know your an fbody owner if,
You can tell the difference between a LT1 car from a lsx car from all angles.
1970 1/2,1977,1985 and 1997 was a turning point in your life.
you hate me.
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08-19-2006, 03:03 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: West Long Branch
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I know one thing that is on Wayfast's list that I can agree with.
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08-19-2006, 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by BigAls87Z28
I know one thing that is on Wayfast's list that I can agree with.
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