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dating Verses married - 10 years later
>>>1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
>>>
>>>2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
>>>
>>>3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
>>>
>>>4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
>>>
>>>5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
>>>
>>>6. You watch the Weather Channel.
>>>
>>>7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break
>>>up."
>>>
>>>8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
>>>
>>>9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
>>>
>>>10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next
>>>door
>>> won't turn down the stereo.
>>>
>>>11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
>>>
>>>12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
>>>
>>>13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
>>>
>>>14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's
>>>leftovers.
>>>
>>>15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
>>>
>>>16. You take naps.
>>>
>>>17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning
>>>of one.
>>>
>>>18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
>>> rather than settle, your stomach.
>>>
>>>19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not
>>>condoms and pregnancy tests.
>>>
>>>20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good ****."
>>>
>>>21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
>>>
>>>22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never
>>>going to drink that much again."
>>>
>>>23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real
>>>work.
>>>
>>>24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
>>>
>>>25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate
>>>them instead of asking "Oh **** what the hell happened?"
>>>
>>>Bonus:
>>>
>>> 26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign
>>>that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry
>>>old ass.
>>>
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, but ended up with this - 
for free. Can't argue with free.
