There should be a beach dress code.... - NJFBOA - Home of New Jersey's Camaros and Firebirds

NightRydaSS · 07-09-2007, 10:19 AM

ok, my cousin and i went to the beach yesterday; you know, to chill out since it was nice out and to see the "sights"...well "sights" we did see...I just need to vent this out:

ppl need to buy a f'in mirror, lights in their room or a combination of both!!!! I mean OMG!!!!! Well, on the way home, my cousin and i came up with some "should be" guidelines for acceptiable beach attire...

1) If you stomach sticks out farther then booty and boobies do, it is NOT ok to wear a 2 piece bikini!

2) if you have a bunch of stretch marks all over your body that look like "ricer tribal vinyls", it is NOT ok to wear a bikini.

3) Wearing a belly-button rings is only sexy if you do NOT have to lift one of you many stomach rolls see it! It also does NOT make #1 on this list ok!

4) If you're a dude and look like you have a sweater on b/c ur so f'in hairy, for the love of god shave that crap off or do NOT come to the beach in an "almost speedo", no one, and i mean no one wants to see that *****!

5) if you butt is so big that it can block out the sun, please wear a bathing suit bottom that covers your whole a$$, no one wants to see

happen right in front of them.

Please feel free to add others, this just made me sick yesterday, i saw things i wish i could "un-see"...

SupermanX24 · 07-09-2007, 06:49 PM

I was in a bad mood, but this cheered me up. That's hilarious, and very true.

jims69camaro · 07-09-2007, 07:07 PM

they shouldn't sell certain fashions in all sizes. people think that if they can find their size, then it must be ok for them to wear it.

it's amazing how much s*** fat people catch, and you know they know they don't look good (or have good health). when did they figure out that there was a problem? 250 lbs? 300? 400? for the love of god, put that food down. and not down your throat. if it's a mental thing - go get help, it's not only available, but most insurance companies would gladly pay for your weight loss instead of having to pay for the obesity-related health problems down the road.

we want you to be happy, too, but at the rate you are going, you won't be able to walk soon.

bubba428 · 07-09-2007, 07:34 PM

#4 is why I leave my shirt ON

never been guilty of the 2nd part though.
BUT I've got another one...Guys If your tities are bigger than the girl you've been staring at all day, GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!

cam70nfs · 07-09-2007, 08:24 PM

yea if you look like grape ape you shouldnt be wearing next to nothin

Dark_Knight7096 · 07-09-2007, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by jims69camaro

they shouldn't sell certain fashions in all sizes. people think that if they can find their size, then it must be ok for them to wear it.

it's amazing how much **** fat people catch, and you know they know they don't look good (or have good health). when did they figure out that there was a problem? 250 lbs? 300? 400? for the love of god, put that food down. and not down your throat. if it's a mental thing - go get help, it's not only available, but most insurance companies would gladly pay for your weight loss instead of having to pay for the obesity-related health problems down the road.

we want you to be happy, too, but at the rate you are going, you won't be able to walk soon.

U kno i'm 310, thinnest i ever was was 250, how about no matter how little or much i eat i stay in between 300-310 lbs, doesn't change, when I got down to 250 I was spending damn near 4 hours a night at a gym 6 days a week eating less than 3k calories a day, some people have trouble losing weight due to genetic/chemical problems, some people use eating as a method of coping because it's something they can control in a world that can seem beyond control, a lot of insurance companies don't cover that preventative stuff because it's not as profitable as the end result is for them, they are all about profits and losses as opposed to helping people.

Funny how being fat is the only discrimination that is tolerated in this world and the only one that we blame the fat people for. Funny also how we are always pegged in movies and stories about life as bullies yet I seem to remember getting made fun of and excluded from stuff more than any of the other kids, but that's just me.

ugh aside from that, which btw I CAN'T STAND

I do agree with the original poster though, people need to look in a mirror before they leave the house, I don't care if you weigh 300, 400, 500 pounds go to the beach but DON'T wear a GD bikini, I go to seaside all the time and there are huge people walkin around wearin bare midriffs and it's like wtf

Brando56894 · 07-09-2007, 11:32 PM

i remember a few years ago my friends and i were down in ocean city and we saw this hardcore italian guy thats was probably about 45-55 wearing a gold chain and a teal speedo and he was laying around the water line like he was a model or something. it was disturbing and hilarious at the same time

NightRydaSS · 07-10-2007, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Brando56894

i remember a few years ago my friends and i were down in ocean city and we saw this hardcore italian guy thats was probably about 45-55 wearing a gold chain and a teal speedo and he was laying around the water line like he was a model or something. it was disturbing and hilarious at the same time

#5 -DON'T wear your "grape smugglers" out in public! No one wants to see wrinklie n*t-sack popping out the side of your speedo!

I'm not knocking on over weight ppl (im not that big of an *********), some ppl really truly can't help it and no one is perfect (im not). I'm just sayin...have a little discretion ppl! lol.

transamkid · 07-10-2007, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by NightRydaSS

1) If you stomach sticks out farther then booty and boobies do, it is NOT ok to wear a 2 piece bikini!

they're called booty-do's
i guess you could also call them boobie-do's
their stomachs stick out farther then their bootys do, and boobies for that matter

DaSkinnyGuy · 07-10-2007, 10:14 AM

if your a woman with a nice booty you must wear a thong

maroman88 · 07-10-2007, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by DaSkinnyGuy

if your a woman with a nice booty you must wear a thong

lol i was guna go along those lines and say beach dress code do's...if your a hottie, wear as little as possible, or nothing

jeff wilson · 07-10-2007, 11:26 AM

this is always pleasent

jims69camaro · 07-10-2007, 01:55 PM

i guess i came off kinda a**hole-ish, but i am really in defense of fat people. i know how much s*** they catch, just for being fat. hey, short people catch a lot of s***, too, just for being short. how much of a self-esteem crusher do you think that is? it certainly is genetic (no way it could be construed as someone using genetics as an excuse) and there is nothing they can do about it other than some very expensive, very experimental surgery to lengthen their legs.

i believe, no matter what the reason is, fat people could find what the source is and get to the cure. some people have been fat all of their life - and then they find out what the reason is and all of a sudden a miracle occurs and they lose the weight - be it by gastric-bypass, liposuction, psychologists or what-have-you. sometimes it really all comes down to how badly you want something. believe that you can find the answer and you just might find it.

anyway, fat people are people too. but some of the stuff they wear... do they really believe they look good?

Tsar · 07-10-2007, 02:30 PM

i think clothing companies should just make clothes up to a certain size, especially beach wear. If you are above that size you get to wear a trench coat, end of story. Want nice close? put down that cheeseburger and get on that treadmill. simple

Brando56894 · 07-10-2007, 02:49 PM

but then the politically correct people would say thats discrimination against fat people, but either way i agree with you

Tsar · 07-10-2007, 03:28 PM

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but then the politically correct people would say thats discrimination against fat people, but either way i agree with you

we've already had this discussion, but then people got their panties in a bunch because of what i said. Even though it's NOT my fault they got that way, and my horrible opinions didn't make them that way. It was those cheeseburgers... i love them too btw

so i think I'm gonna try to leave it at that so some Nazis don't take my posts and throw them in an oven...

WayFast84 · 07-10-2007, 03:54 PM

I agree.

I also think speedos should be outlawed.

But then again..

If they are wearing clothes like that at the beach, they are not letting people opinions or stereotypes or anything else like that get to them, and at least they have a self esteem..

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Originally Posted by Tsar

so some Nazis don't take my posts and throw them in an oven...

NightRydaSS · 07-10-2007, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Tsar

i think clothing companies should just make clothes up to a certain size, especially beach wear. If you are above that size you get to wear a trench coat, end of story. Want nice close? put down that cheeseburger and get on that treadmill. simple

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Originally Posted by WayFast84

I agree.

I also think speedos should be outlawed.

But then again..

If they are wearing clothes like that at the beach, they are not letting people opinions or stereotypes or anything else like that get to them, and at least they have a self esteem..

i have lots of self-esteeme, but i don't let my "dingy" float free in the water, u kno?

NightRydaSS · 07-10-2007, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff wilson

this is always pleasent

#6 NO, and i mean HELLZ NOOOO "Borat" bathing suites either!!!!

GP99GT · 07-10-2007, 05:39 PM

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LongHairedGuyNY · 07-10-2007, 06:11 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff wilson

this is always pleasent

where did you get my pic from. damn pic thieves.

SupermanX24 · 07-10-2007, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by GP99GT

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dude, why? lol

NJSPEEDER · 07-10-2007, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by jeff wilson

this is always pleasent

not pleasant, but potentialy funny.

http://christonthecrapper.com/cgi-bin/bp.cgi?panel=218

enjoy

Tru2Chevy · 07-10-2007, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by NJSPEEDER

not pleasant, but potentialy funny.

http://christonthecrapper.com/cgi-bin/bp.cgi?panel=218

enjoy

Best one out of all of them:

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DaSkinnyGuy · 07-10-2007, 10:23 PM

How about we have two different kinds of beaches

beach 1. any one who is pleasant to look at with as little or nothing on their body

beach 2. any one who will block my view of the ocean goes here and that does not deserve to wear a bikini shall stay here