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				english word - redneck thought he said
			 
			 
			
		
		
		
			
			ARBITRATOR:                A cook who leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds. 
  
  2. AVOIDABLE:                   What a bullfighter tried to do. 
  
  3. BERNADETTE:               The act of torching a mortgage. 
  
  4. BURGLARIZE:                What a crook sees with. 
  
  5. CONTROL:                      A short, ugly inmate. 
  
  6. COUNTERFEITERS:     Workers who put together kitchen cabinets. 
  
  7. ECLIPSE:                        What an English barber does for a living. 
  
  8. EYEDROPPER:              A clumsy ophthalmologist. 
  
  9. HEROES:                         What a guy in a boat does. 
  
  10. LEFTBANK:                   What the robber did when his bag was full of money. 
  
  11. MISTY:                           How golfers create divots. 
  
  12. PARADOX:                             Two physicians. 
  
  13. PARASITES:                 What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower. 
  
  14. PHARMACIST:             A helper on the farm. 
  
  15. POLARIZE:                   What penguins see with. 
  
  16. PRIMATE:                     Removing your spouse from in front of the TV. 
  
  17. RELIEF:                         What trees do in the spring. 
  
  18. RUBBERNECK:            What you do to relax your wife. 
  
  19. SELFISH:                      What the owner of a seafood store does. 
  
  20. SUDAFED:                     Brought litigation against a government official.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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