Heres the punch stuff I came up with...wasnt sure how it was gonna taste, but holy **** its good. I barely had any (maybe 12oz?) and it feels like i had a couple beers

heres what you need:
1 750ml bottle Everclear 190 proof grain alcohol
1 29oz can Fruit Cocktail in Pear Juice (not in heavy syrup)
2 2-liter bottles Mountain Dew
2 46oz cans Pineapple Juice
1 16.9oz can Red Bull
add vodka to your alcohol tastes.
makes about 2 and 1/4 gallons.
and, youll need something to hold all this liquid, i used this 5 gallon gatorade-type cooler from home depot.
First, add your Everclear.
then add your fruit cocktail - notice I didnt drain the liquid, because i bought the kind with pear juice instead of heavy syrup.
then add the mountain dew, pineapple juice, and red bull, stir it, and have a taste. if its strong enough, leave it, if you need some more kick, add some vodka. should look like this when you stir it:
and what it looks like in a cup.
in order to keep it cold, i put it outside in my garage for the night, and I have 2 plastic bottles full of water in my freezer downstairs, so i can just throw them in tomorrow night. it also doesnt water down the drink that way.
happy drinking!