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11-27-2008, 12:34 PM
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Resident Camera Guy
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: North Jersey
Posts: 10,971
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37 Reasons It's Great To Be A Man
1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work. More pay.
11. Wrinkles add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars.
21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking, "He must be mad at me."
27. No maxi-pads.
28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.
34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
35. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes.
37. The world is your urinal.
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11-27-2008, 12:44 PM
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11 Second Club
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Edison, NJ
Posts: 4,620
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Haha! Aint it the truth!
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1999 Z28 Convertible. 6 speed swap, wide cowl hood, full hockey stripes, and a whining 10 bolt.
2008 Sierra Vortec Max. 6.2 swapped, headers, Magnaflow catback, GMPP CAI, NHT optioned tow package.
2006 GTO, 11.48 @ 118.3
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11-27-2008, 12:45 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Old Bridge, NJ
Posts: 932
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38. No random bleeding every month for most of your life
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Last edited by SupermanX24; 11-27-2008 at 12:45 PM.
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11-27-2008, 01:10 PM
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11 second club / Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: West Berlin, NJ
Posts: 7,148
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haha ... funny stuff
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2001 Trans Am WS6 •SLP Loudmouth II •UMI Suspension •12.857 @ 109.57
1996 Trans Am WS6 •Pacesetter Longtubes •Strange 12 Bolt •Spohn Suspension •11.152 @ 123.85
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11-27-2008, 07:46 PM
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13 Second Club
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Netcong, NJ
Posts: 5,799
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ar0ck
36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes.
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2019 Toyota Tacoma TRD Pro ... M6, Voodoo Blue Fun Machine
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11-27-2008, 08:20 PM
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12 Second Club
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 2,923
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hahaha
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2016 Lamborghini Huracan LP610-4
2012 Lamborghini Gallardo LP560-4 Spyder
2013 Nissan GT-R Black Edition
1999 Trans Am WS6
2000 Trans Am WS6
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11-27-2008, 10:41 PM
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Meet Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: brick/pt. pleasant beach
Posts: 19,368
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haha  to manerisms!
Last edited by sweetbmxrider; 11-27-2008 at 10:42 PM.
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11-27-2008, 10:49 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Landing, NJ
Posts: 1,042
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HAHA, so tru.
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87 Trans Am 5.7, Auto, posi disc rear, flowmaster muffler, all org car.
88 Iroc-Z TPI, Cammed 350, Vortex Heads, Magnaflow, T5, 4 Wheel Disc, 3.27 9 Bolt PBR.
91 Trans Am VertTPI 350. 700r4, K&N Air Cone, Ryven Muffler.
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11-27-2008, 10:51 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Delran
Posts: 6,785
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woot for peeing anywhere i want
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11-28-2008, 11:20 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Shreveport Louisianna Barksdale AFB
Posts: 1,415
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Aint it the truth
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USAF Jet Propulsion Specialist
 1985 383 Camaro-nothing special I promise 
2000 NBM z28-also nothing special
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11-28-2008, 07:05 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Middlesex, NJ
Posts: 462
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I know guys that have disproved #2......
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1986 FireBird LG4
-FlowMaster 3inch American Thunder -Edelbrock Elite Series Intake -WS6 Style Functional Ram Air Hood -B&M Shift Kit -American Racing Outlaw II Alloys -Fuzion HRI Tires
8/26/07 Just reached 160K and running great!
1/15/09 Just reached 180K and still running great!
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11-28-2008, 08:26 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: SOUTH JERSEY
Posts: 581
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 that was great
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1987 PONTIAC FIREBIRD SHOW WINNER current
1888 Trans Am GTA current
1989 PONTIAC FORMULA WS6 M5 355 sbc 501hp (sold)
1995 PONTIAC FIREBIRD M5 V6 ( sold )
1989 Trans Am GTA 5.7L 67000mi current
Last edited by FBODS4EVER; 11-28-2008 at 08:26 PM.
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11-29-2008, 09:53 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 1,106
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that made me laugh good one
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11-29-2008, 06:13 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: west milford, nj
Posts: 1,662
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12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
yeah i have this technique called "on the fly adjusting"
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Current Car: 2000 Honda Accord EX (5spd)
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11-30-2008, 09:04 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Posts: 97
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I just got stuck shopping with the wife the other day and ain't this the TRUTH
36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th,
in minutes.
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11-30-2008, 02:37 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Shreveport Louisianna Barksdale AFB
Posts: 1,415
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Quote:
Originally Posted by shane27
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
yeah i have this technique called "on the fly adjusting"
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Hell yes
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USAF Jet Propulsion Specialist
1985 383 Camaro-nothing special I promise
2000 NBM z28-also nothing special
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11-30-2008, 03:52 PM
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: south river
Posts: 1,289
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#25... False
3 pairs??? cant do that, i got 6... i think thats minimum
for females its 20+
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BLK 07 CTS M6 2.8
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11-30-2008, 06:03 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Jersey City
Posts: 260
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i wish #4 could be true . she has more parts for her car then i do .
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