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07-03-2006, 03:26 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Maple Shade, NJ
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Joke...
There was this guy and he had a girlfriend named Lorraine who was very pretty and he liked her a lot. One day he went to work and found that a new girl had started working there. Her name was Claire-Lee and she was absolutely gorgeous.
He became quite besotted with Claire-Lee and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too. But this guy was a loyal man and he wouldn't do anything with Claire-Lee while he was still going out with Lorraine. He decided that there was nothing left to do but to break up with Lorraine and get it on with Claire-Lee.
He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself to do it. Then one bright, sun-shiny day, they went for a walk along the riverbank when Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her off and she drowned.
The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing
"I can see Claire-Lee now Lorraine has gone"
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07-03-2006, 03:35 PM
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I will beat you with a toaster!
Join Date: Sep 2004
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lol thats an oldie there!
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07-03-2006, 03:38 PM
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Mr Fantastic
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: West Milford NJ
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ahhahaha. ill bet some of the youngins wont get it
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07-03-2006, 04:41 PM
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Keyboard Tough Guy
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Trenton, NJ
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arh arh arh never hear it before hope to never hear it again...corny but i did get a chuckle.
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07-03-2006, 05:06 PM
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11 second club / Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: West Berlin, NJ
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jesus Rob .. you watching TV land or something?
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07-03-2006, 05:35 PM
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MIR
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 9,692
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russian doesnt get it. 
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07-03-2006, 05:38 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: west milford, nj
Posts: 1,662
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haha how clever
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07-03-2006, 05:55 PM
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13 Second Club
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Netcong, NJ
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"I can see clearly now the rain is gone" ... clever clever 
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07-03-2006, 06:37 PM
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2007 Member of the Year
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Seabrook, TX
Posts: 14,281
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heh
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Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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07-03-2006, 06:50 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Haledon, NJ
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~Ted
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07-04-2006, 03:54 AM
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15 Second Club
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Vineland
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i knew the wierd ass name had to do with something...
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07-05-2006, 03:31 PM
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Co-Founder / Site Admin
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Ewing, NJ
Posts: 22,476
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Heh.
- Justin
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