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05-11-2007, 09:02 PM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
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I sure can attract 'em...
So I'm chillin' in Somerville w/ the AMX, I got a prime parking space right next to a bench, and I'm enjoying the cruise and the attention. Then up comes a geezer who asks me if the AMX is mine. I say "yup," and then he proceded to bend my ear for an HOUR about this Camaro that he is supposed to have. Says it has an 800 HP cup engine in it, a titanium driveshaft, and 5.12 gears. Says he can't drive it through town anymore because of the cops. Says...BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH! He keeps on blabbing while I'm trying to check out a barely dressed hottie who is checking out the AMX. Finally I had enough and walked across the street to get a soda. I come back and he was gone, but there was a 500+lb guy sitting on the bench where I was sitting before. So I say "fook it," and headed for home. 
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1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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05-11-2007, 09:04 PM
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10 Second Club
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Eastampton
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That sucks lol
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05-11-2007, 09:55 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Edison
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Bahaha, when can i get a ride in that amx? seems like its the *****!!!
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05-11-2007, 09:55 PM
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Admin.
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Hamilton, NJ
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LOL. Oh, I needed that story. 
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Vent Windows Forever!
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand. Or so I have read.
Feather-light suspension, Konis just couldn't hold. I'm so glad I took a look inside your showroom doors.
Hey everybody, it's good to have you on the Baba-too-da-ba-too-ba-ba-buh-doo-ga-ga-bop-a-dop
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05-11-2007, 10:13 PM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WayFast84
Bahaha, when can i get a ride in that amx? seems like its the *****!!!
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Some Friday night you can ride shotgun and we'll cruise Somerville. Or come down and see me @ 7-11 in Greenbrook.
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unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND,
ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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05-11-2007, 10:38 PM
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8 Second Club
Join Date: Jun 2006
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why head for home and not the hottie that was checking out the AMX 
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05-11-2007, 10:41 PM
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Admin.
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Hamilton, NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by baddest434
why head for home and not the hottie that was checking out the AMX |
Ms. Unstable is at home.
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Vent Windows Forever!
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand. Or so I have read.
Feather-light suspension, Konis just couldn't hold. I'm so glad I took a look inside your showroom doors.
Hey everybody, it's good to have you on the Baba-too-da-ba-too-ba-ba-buh-doo-ga-ga-bop-a-dop
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05-11-2007, 10:50 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: north jersey
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that old guy was just trying to get rid of you so he could score with that hottie 
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05-12-2007, 12:59 AM
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The Plague
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cherry Hill
Posts: 955
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When will UBG come south to the show at Fudds on a Friday night?
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That is not dead which can eternal lie, and in stranger aeons even death may die-H.P.L. 
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05-12-2007, 08:41 AM
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8 Second Club
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BonzoHansen
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thats a good reason 
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