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03-23-2008, 01:10 AM
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Meet Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: brick/pt. pleasant beach
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what a funny craigslist ad...
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03-23-2008, 01:36 AM
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King of Free
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 1,750
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flagged for removal
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2001 Trans Am M6 WS6 Black on Black...on Black
PaceSetter LT's, TSP catted Y,Borla catback, SLP lid
!CAGS, Eibach pro-kit, Bilstein shocks, 5% tint all around
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03-23-2008, 06:40 AM
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Avatar Abuser
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: 08721-1716
Posts: 5,056
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yeah, you're gonna have to tell us what it was. it's not there anymore.
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Save a life.
N = R* fp ne fl fi fc L
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03-23-2008, 08:46 AM
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12 Second Club
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: West Milford
Posts: 8,373
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i can see it, freakin hilarious
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88 Camaro
95 Impala SS
97 Trans Am WS6
98 Blazer ZR2
00 Corvette
04 CTS-V
04 Grand Cherokee
06 GMC Sierra
07 Sublime Charger Daytona
12 Tahoe LT
17 Malibu LT
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03-23-2008, 08:46 AM
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12 Second Club
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: West Milford
Posts: 8,373
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I bought this bike with the intention of pulling mad tail. I used to drive a Ford Exploder and figured that the punani would flock in like mad if I bought a R6. Unfortuneatly I missed the memo where motorcycles stopped being cool after those dripsacks at Touchstone released Wild Hogs.
Motorcycles become bad ass with scenes of Tom Cruise riding his Kawasaki into the sunset. Motorcycles became the lamented stereotype of John Travolta skinny dipping with other men. Scientologists.
I don't need it, it was a retarded impulse buy with the dumbest bank on the planet, I have no urge to ride it. I wanted to turn it into a track bike, but I don't need another retarded expensive hobby.
Cosmetically it’s practically perfect besides for a scrape on the right lower fairing and mid-pipe on the exhaust (you can barely tell, as you can see in the picture). The douchecanoe I bought it from thought it would be a good idea to armor-all the tires to make it look pretty… Well his idea worked because I bought this bike based solely on the fact it had shiny tires.
Long story short, I laid it down doing 5mph in the parking lot the night I bought trying to jump off of a train like those guys in Torque. It slid for like a foot and half and if you insist on making a big deal about it I will put a new frame slider on it for you.
The reason you should buy this POS:
* Limited Edition color I guess.
* 13k Miles. (3k Mine 10k moron that sold me the bike with armorall on the tires)
* DynoJet Power Commander (+200 fwhp)
* Leather interior
* Micron Highmount
* Frame Sliderzzzzz (You are gonna get good use of)
* Small Turn Signals
* Heated/Cool cup holders swapped from a Mini Cooper
* Extra sprocket.
* Black painted windscreen. Don’t even pretend like you are good enough to tuck.
* Stock Exhaust and Turn Signals in hand.
* Side impact air bags.
* 2 Rear wheels, one with Flat tire came with it? wtfMATE?
* Red Neon under fearing kit, Solid or sound powered (Siqq)
* Free Wendy's Baconator Coupon underneath the rear seat
* Pay my asking price and get some Gloves and All Weather Nelson-Rigg Cover too.
* Don’t pay asking price and get one glove.
* Title in Hand
$5500 OBO
Will not sell to DFR, or people named Khalid. Or BMW owners.
Will not trade for DSMs or Evos. However, I am willing to run your car in the quarter faster than you can drive it, free of charge. HIGHLY not interested in your POS drift car, Nick Hogan wannabe.
Keywords: Yamaha, , Suzuki Kawasaki, Honda, Ducati, R1, GSXR, Paul Walker, ZX, 600, Herpes, laid down bike, Yager bombs
Location: Kirkland
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 613619302
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88 Camaro
95 Impala SS
97 Trans Am WS6
98 Blazer ZR2
00 Corvette
04 CTS-V
04 Grand Cherokee
06 GMC Sierra
07 Sublime Charger Daytona
12 Tahoe LT
17 Malibu LT
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03-23-2008, 10:47 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Boston/North
Posts: 9,214
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should have been best-of-craigslist instead of flagged 
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Originally Posted by BonzoHansen
dumbass.
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03-23-2008, 10:48 AM
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Admin.
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Hamilton, NJ
Posts: 20,170
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Ohhh, a baconator..... 
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Vent Windows Forever!
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand. Or so I have read.
Feather-light suspension, Konis just couldn't hold. I'm so glad I took a look inside your showroom doors.
Hey everybody, it's good to have you on the Baba-too-da-ba-too-ba-ba-buh-doo-ga-ga-bop-a-dop
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03-23-2008, 10:54 AM
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I will beat you with a toaster!
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 6,054
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lol now thats funny
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03-23-2008, 03:27 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: west orange nj
Posts: 2,415
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thats funny as hell
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03-23-2008, 05:10 PM
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Avatar Abuser
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: 08721-1716
Posts: 5,056
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don't pay asking and get one glove...
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Save a life.
N = R* fp ne fl fi fc L
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03-24-2008, 09:19 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Point Pleasant
Posts: 1,809
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Douschecanoe....
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94 2wd SBSC Gmt400. 330CI LSX, Fast 102, Trickflow 205s, close ratio nv3500, 4.30/trutrac.
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03-24-2008, 10:37 AM
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13 Second Club / Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Franklin Lakes, NJ
Posts: 8,695
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oh i saw that one before it was flagged! it was hilarious!
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Originally Posted by LS1ow
Except Jersey mike, great kid, but the way he looks at me makes me feel like im in danger
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03-24-2008, 12:54 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Lodi
Posts: 134
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thats the greatest post
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1968 Camaro RS Convertible
RIP L-79 smallblock
377 in progress
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03-24-2008, 02:03 PM
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2007 Member of the Year
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Seabrook, TX
Posts: 14,281
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amazing.
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WF=DF
Kommandant of the ACL (Anti Canadian League)
Quote:
Originally Posted by LTb1ow
Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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03-24-2008, 03:09 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 5,623
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HAHAHAHA WOW
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2000 Tahoe Z71 5.7
1982 Z28 Pacecar 305
1999 S10 
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