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03-08-2009, 09:13 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: unknown
Posts: 2,776
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Wanna laugh heres how to introduce yourself on a forum
This is on carolinas car enthusiast site carolinarides.com this guy just signed up recently and this is how he introduced himself with his first post / thread. the admin couldnt stop rereading it he was laughing so much.
"So like, is this a car enthusiast site? Are you all enthused? So like, if I had a car that enthused me would I be an enthusiast, too? My car doesn't really enthuse me. It's an SUV. I guess if I took it off-road I would get enthused. I can't take it off-road because it's my only means of transportation and I would break something and then I would have to pay to fix it but because of the economy I can't pay to fix anything, much less my SUV so I better just keep it on the road so as I don't dip into my money that I save up for rainy days. When it rains that is a good time to go off-road and get into the mud. Do you need mud tires to go into the mud or will street racers do? Are they made from the same rubber? If they are then why don't mud tires work on race courses? Have you ever raced on a mud course? Are mud courses open in the summer time when there isn't any rain? Can you drag race in the rain? What if like when you drag race in the rain and the parachute comes out to stop the car the rain makes it so heavey it just comes out and falls on the drag strip and doesn't stop the car and the car rolls off the drag strip into the mud and then the drag racer becomes a drag mudder? What if the drag car driver put mud tires on the back of his car in case that happened? Would his car be louder? What if you put a lift kit on a drag car? I wonder what those rims that spin would look like going 274.86 mph in a 1/4 mile. Have you ever been on a drag strip? Do you have rims that spin?
Well, good talking to you guys. I hope to hear from all of you."
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2000 Pewter Trans am, M6, SLP Lid,LS6 intake,Kooks 1 7/8" Long tube header,Classic Chambered Powersticks, hurst,off road X-pipe, Strano springs & Koni's, Monster level 2 clutch, HPtuners wide band tuned and a homemade ram air box sealed off.
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03-08-2009, 09:24 PM
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Co-Founder / Site Admin
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Ewing, NJ
Posts: 22,476
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That's great! Has the guy continued posting in a more logical / less ADD frame of mind?
- Justin
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1999 Camry - Beigemobile DD
2002 Suburban - Wife's DD
2004 Grand Cherokee - Not running / Project / Selling?
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03-08-2009, 09:45 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Somerset, NJ
Posts: 4,223
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lmao is this guy serious?
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Jon
1999 Trans am WS6
1996 Corvette LT4 6 speed
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03-08-2009, 09:47 PM
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Meet Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: brick/pt. pleasant beach
Posts: 19,368
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is he on meth? seriously?
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03-08-2009, 10:01 PM
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11 Second Club
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Hagerstown, MD
Posts: 1,567
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haha, wow! very different person, it'd be interesting to meet someone like that in person, only if they talk the same way.
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04 Silverado SS - Sold 
00 Trans Am WS6 NBM - Sold
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03-08-2009, 10:20 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: unknown
Posts: 2,776
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what ive heard is that in person yes he is an extremly funny person.
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2000 Pewter Trans am, M6, SLP Lid,LS6 intake,Kooks 1 7/8" Long tube header,Classic Chambered Powersticks, hurst,off road X-pipe, Strano springs & Koni's, Monster level 2 clutch, HPtuners wide band tuned and a homemade ram air box sealed off.
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03-08-2009, 10:27 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Somerset, NJ
Posts: 4,223
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whats even more amazing is he used proper grammar and punctuation throughout the whole post
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Jon
1999 Trans am WS6
1996 Corvette LT4 6 speed
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03-08-2009, 11:28 PM
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11 Second Club
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Edison, NJ
Posts: 4,620
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wow... gotta be a joke.
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1999 Z28 Convertible. 6 speed swap, wide cowl hood, full hockey stripes, and a whining 10 bolt.
2008 Sierra Vortec Max. 6.2 swapped, headers, Magnaflow catback, GMPP CAI, NHT optioned tow package.
2006 GTO, 11.48 @ 118.3
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03-08-2009, 11:36 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: north jersey
Posts: 1,680
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haha that is true ADD at its best
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03-08-2009, 11:40 PM
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NJFBOA Co-Founder
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: All up in your kool aid!
Posts: 12,235
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wow.....just wow. That has to be a joke.
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03-09-2009, 12:12 AM
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12 Second Club
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: West Milford
Posts: 8,373
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lol awesome
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88 Camaro
95 Impala SS
97 Trans Am WS6
98 Blazer ZR2
00 Corvette
04 CTS-V
04 Grand Cherokee
06 GMC Sierra
07 Sublime Charger Daytona
12 Tahoe LT
17 Malibu LT
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03-09-2009, 10:57 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Medford, NJ
Posts: 502
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epic.
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1993 Trans Am ---> LT1 bolt ons (Sold)
2002 Firehawk Trans Am ---> SLP 400HP kit, LS6 intake, LS6 block (Sold.... Miss her)
Current Vehicle
2002 Chevy Silverado 1500
2005 GSXR 750 Street Fighter Flat Black Red Rims
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03-09-2009, 11:21 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Chatham, NJ
Posts: 366
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i use mud tires on my camaro when i am drag racing.......
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NORTH JERSEY
1987 Iroc-Z Camaro - SOLD
2011 2SS/RS Camaro
Last edited by Crayface; 03-09-2009 at 11:22 AM.
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03-09-2009, 11:42 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Landing, NJ
Posts: 1,042
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thats awsome.
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87 Trans Am 5.7, Auto, posi disc rear, flowmaster muffler, all org car.
88 Iroc-Z TPI, Cammed 350, Vortex Heads, Magnaflow, T5, 4 Wheel Disc, 3.27 9 Bolt PBR.
91 Trans Am VertTPI 350. 700r4, K&N Air Cone, Ryven Muffler.
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03-09-2009, 07:58 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Delran
Posts: 6,785
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this one time at band camp 
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03-09-2009, 08:06 PM
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11 Second Club / I <3 LT1s
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Troy, Mi
Posts: 2,642
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Crayface
i use mud tires on my camaro when i am drag racing.......
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haha....I used DR's to go down a single lane muddy road(Got lost leaving Atco one day)
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00 SS A4- LQ9/LS3/Stalled/3.42s 1.48/11.10/121 mph<-6spd swap in progress.
13 Silverado Z71- Sold 11/16
99 Z28 M6- -H/C/9in - sold 1/13
99 Silverado Z71- The DD - Sold 7/13
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03-09-2009, 09:09 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: south & north nj
Posts: 1,482
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lol and this is your brain on drugs
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99 Legacy - slow winter dd
04 GTO - less slower summer dd
84 Trans Am - Father's car - all original / original owner
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