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12-02-2009, 11:27 PM
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I was telling people about my first sexual experience...
In class today, forget how the conversation got to that, but figured i would share with the world since everyone seems to judge me now because of it. At the time, I was 12, and I lived in my first house in west trenton, anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day and she was over playing video games with me. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into 'you show me yours, I'll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. So What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
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99 Riviera, Bone stock, 14.34 @ 96 "Walking 5.0's in luxury" RIP
95 Cherokee, Bone stock 16.2 @ 83 "Treeing your 3rd gen and beating it to the line despite trapping less....and looking better"
93 TA, Bone stock, 13.8 @ 100 "Beating ****** drivers in ****** LS1's"
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12-02-2009, 11:34 PM
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I will beat you with a toaster!
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12-02-2009, 11:35 PM
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reminds me of my first time
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12-02-2009, 11:43 PM
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This is getting taken down. But Funny as hell you da man brotha! 
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12-02-2009, 11:48 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Sewell,NJ Washington Township
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i laughed lol mine wasn't as bad. i was a few months from turning 13 and she was turning 16 in a month. but it was by the side of a lake in wildwood. good times
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Verts are gay and stalkers ride in them.
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12-02-2009, 11:50 PM
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12-02-2009, 11:50 PM
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well played
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12-02-2009, 11:54 PM
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hahahaaa
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12-02-2009, 11:56 PM
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At first I thought this was gonna be down right illeagal.
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12-03-2009, 01:51 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
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im lol'ing
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12-03-2009, 03:02 AM
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Quote:
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im lol'ing
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haha madness im laughing at your sig
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12-03-2009, 04:01 PM
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Mr Fantastic
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i had a boner
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12-03-2009, 07:58 PM
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i love it...i remember my first time....amazin...i saw the thread and laughed before even opened it...
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12-03-2009, 09:16 PM
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lol thats not bad....coulda had the girls little brother walk in on u....twice 
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12-03-2009, 09:21 PM
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twice??? what did he like what he saw the first time and came back for more? wtf is that ****? lol
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12-03-2009, 09:27 PM
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kinda disappointed only like 3 people in the thread get the joke..
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99 Riviera, Bone stock, 14.34 @ 96 "Walking 5.0's in luxury" RIP
95 Cherokee, Bone stock 16.2 @ 83 "Treeing your 3rd gen and beating it to the line despite trapping less....and looking better"
93 TA, Bone stock, 13.8 @ 100 "Beating ****** drivers in ****** LS1's"
https://www.facebook.com/groups/285090241699967/
R.I.P. Tia
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12-03-2009, 09:32 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
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lol im sure more people get it but just arent posting bout it
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12-03-2009, 09:43 PM
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Quote:
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twice??? what did he like what he saw the first time and came back for more? wtf is that ****? lol
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first time he didnt know, second time he thought we were done and wanted me to move my car out of the way so he could play basketball lol
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12-04-2009, 01:49 AM
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I <3 sheep
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thats great man 
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12-04-2009, 02:15 AM
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hahah thats great
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12-04-2009, 04:07 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Squirrel
kinda disappointed only like 3 people in the thread get the joke..
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****in kids nowadays
along the same lines
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1896273
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Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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12-04-2009, 04:28 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Squirrel
kinda disappointed only like 3 people in the thread get the joke..
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then explain what the joke was cause this whole thread just seems retarded
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