I just spent 3 hours trying to get a query to run(yesterday afternoon and this morning) only to find out I just needed to add a single word to the original query. 

 But we actually have a bastardized SQL translator someone wrote so I thought it was something wrong with that.  Now I can go and screw around with the VB, Access, Paradox, Java, VSS, HTML and everything else I'm supposed to know and support. 
