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07-18-2005, 02:50 PM
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Keyboard Tough Guy
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Trenton, NJ
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Funny joke
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.
"Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"
"Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.
"Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."
"That's great!" says Jeff, "When are you going out?"
"I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped "it" to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show".
"Sensible" says Jeff.
"So I get to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw."
"And what happened then?"
"I kicked her in the face."
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07-18-2005, 04:49 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Perth Amboy,NJ
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Later,
Santos
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07-18-2005, 05:05 PM
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14 Second Club
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: RUM$ON, NJ
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donkey punch should have been in there. donkey punch always makes me laugh.
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07-18-2005, 06:03 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Sea Girt, NJ
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Dude that was great!!
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07-18-2005, 06:07 PM
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MIR
Join Date: Jul 2005
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good stuff!
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07-18-2005, 07:13 PM
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Avatar Abuser
Join Date: Aug 2004
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alternate ending: i passed out from the pain of having all of those hairs on my leg pulled out simultaneously.
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07-18-2005, 10:06 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Ramsey, NJ
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07-19-2005, 08:08 AM
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I <3 sheep
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Belmar
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07-19-2005, 08:11 AM
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Token v6 Guy
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: No longer neon land :(
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