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Morons...
I found this a while ago and eveytime i read it it makes me laugh...
1.WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John
Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He
received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it's not Walter who's
lacking intelligence.
2. WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM OUR FRIENDS: Police in Oakland CA spent two
hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside
his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that
the man was standing beside them in the police line shouting, "Please
come out and give yourself up!"
3. WHAT WAS PLAN B??? An Illinois man, pretending to have a gun,
kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated
teller machines, wherein the kidnapper proceeded to withdraw money from
his own bank accounts.
4. THE GETAWAY! A man walked into a Topeka, KS Kwik Stop and asked for
all the money in the cash drawer. Apparently the take was too small, so
he tied up the store clerk and worked the counter himself for three
hours until police showed up and grabbed him.
5. DID I SAY THAT??? Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a
robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When
detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words: "Give me
all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's not what I
said!"
6. ARE WE COMMUNICATING??? A man spoke frantically into the phone: "My
wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart." "Is
this her first child?" the doctor asked. "No!" the man shouted, "This
is her husband!"
7. NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED! In Modesto CA, Steven Richard
King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without
a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun.
Unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket. (Hellooooooo!)
8. THE GRAND FINALE!!! Last summer down on Lake Isabella, located in
the high desert an hour east of Bakersfield CA, some folks new to
boating were having a problem. No matter how hard they tried, they
couldn't get their brand new 22 foot boat going. It was very sluggish in
almost every maneuver no matter how much power they applied. After
about an hour of trying to make it go, they putted into a nearby marina,
thinking someone there may be able to tell them what was wrong. A
thorough topside check revealed everything in perfect working condition.
The engine ran fine, the out-drive went up and down, and the propeller
was the correct size and pitch. So one of the marina guys jumped in the
water to check underneath. He came up choking on water, he was laughing
so hard. Under the boat, still strapped securely in place ... was the trailer!
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2011 Camaro
2012 JKU with Pink wheels
2015 Hellcat 6spd
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how do u forget to unhook the trailer?? ****en people are amasing
