jersey FTW - NJFBOA - Home of New Jersey's Camaros and Firebirds

79CamaroDiva · 10-23-2006, 11:54 PM

saw this on myspace:

Yeah, I'm from Jersey, have been all my life. I'm gonna give you everything about jersey, the good, the bad, and the ugly.

First... New Jersey people are conceited. It's true. We hate
everyone else. And we think we are better than everyone else. And we never stop talking about how great jersey is. Then we tell people to "shut the **** up" when they tell us all we talk about is jersey. I just recently was in the south ... and I can honestly say, that I do think I am better than them. It's not my fault. It's cause I'm from jersey. My friends and I were the rudest, most obnoxious people there. Everyone just stared at us. Then we saw other rude people, and I asked them where they were from. They said jersey.

Why are New Jersey people self centered? Because we have reason to be.

Next, some of the most famous people have come from our
state. Just to name A FEW... Frank Sinatra, Bruce Springsteen, Kevin Smith, Whitney Houston, Martha Stewart, Lauryn Hill, Catch 22, Anne Hathaway, Queen Latifa, My Chemical Romance, Bon Jovi, Jack Nicholson, Bruce Willis, The Four Seasons, Danny Devito, Tom Cruise .. and the list Goes on.

Not only do we have famous people, we rank in the top 10 of smartest states every year.

Not only are we smart & famous...we're rich. Bergen, Somerset, Morris, & Hunderton counties rank in the countries top 15 richest counties. And despite the slums of Newark (yes, Newark, not New -ark) & Camden which are some of the countries most dangerous places to live, we have 4 of the top 10 safest cities to live in the US.

And we smell? Yeah, we do. New Jersey smells like ASS. On the turnpike, between exits 14 and 17. That's like, 5 percent of the entire state.. Bayonne, Port Newark, and Secaucus. And the surrounding areas. That's it. The majority of the state smells like trees. Because the majority of the state is trees. In fact, three of New Jersey's cities rank in the countries top 10 least polluted cities. So shove it.

New Jersey is ideal. I live 30 minutes away from New York City and live at the famous jersey shore, which by the way is amazing. You think your beach is better? **** you. Why do you think MTV's true life had an episode titled "I'm a Jersey Shore girl." Because it's the best ****ing shore in the country.

My house is 3 minutes to the nearest mall, 5 minutes to the next, and a 10 to the next. I just Counted 7 malls within a half hour of my house. Find me another state that has all that to offer.

Yeah, we have accents. Who gives a ****? Everyone has an accent. And no, we don't say "Joisey." We do say "cawfee and tawk." But I can tell you it's a hell of a better accent than you bitches from the south.

Hungry? Don't worry. We have 24 hour diners. A million of them. We also have Hoboken which has some of the finest places to eat. And you have not had real Italian food until you come here. Okay?
And WE can't drive? NO.. YOU can't drive. In the south the speed limit signs read: speed limit 60.. minimum 45. WHAT? That's why you people can't drive. Who has a minimum speed limit? New Jersey drivers like pissing other people off solely because of the reputation. This is what we will do...just so you know...if we see an out of state license plate, we'll tailgate your ass. Probably because you're only doing the speed limit & we want to go 20 over. Then, we'll cut you off... and go slow in front of you. Because we can. And because when you go home you're gonna complain about us. We like it, it doesn't bother us….it's what we want.

We like fast things. Things move too slow in other states. You can tell that someone's from New Jersey by the way they walk. They walk really fast and have a strut that says "I'm better than you."

Music scene? Amazing. Remember Hunka Bunka?...DJais, and last but definitely not least... TEMPTS!!! Enough said. We also have the best local bands... The rap scene, I don't know much about that, but I know it's there…& I know it's good. Obviously the club scene. You don't know club music until you come into New Jersey... SERIOUSLY. - - - - "We don't pump our gas ... we pump our fists."

Just shut the **** up. If you go to Seaside boardwalk or Belmar. You'll probably see some of the trashiest, skankiest girls & some of the most guido, gelled up hair, armani exchange wearing boys that take too many steroids and have too much sex… But they are gorgeous and they know how to dance better than anyone you ever met in your life. So yeah, the stereotype that all jersey chicks are trashy, is true ... but only if you go to Seaside. That's pretty much it. The rest of the state is full of confident, beautiful people that speak their mind.

The majority of Jersey people are Italian, or wish they were. We drink & smoke way too much. Oh yeah and we throw the sickest parties ... in the woods.

What else? Giants, Jets, Nets, and of course the Devils. They're
better than you. So shut the **** up. And we have more Yankee fans than New York City. Come to jersey with a sox hat on ... I ****in' dare you!

And oh yeah, we say "yo." Often. And "****." I don't complain that you say "y'all" so don't complain that I say "yo."

To sum up New Jersey, yeah, most of the stereotypes are true,
probably for about 5 percent of the state. The rest of the state is beautiful.

And yeah, we hate you. We love ourselves. Wanna know why? Because all you bitches hate us. How would you feel if the other 49 states spent all their time talking ****? We deserve to be our own country cause we're that cool.

REPOST THIS IF YOU'RE FROM JERSEY AND DAMNNN PROUD!

Note: i have nothing against the south, i just thought this was funny. Im sure the south is cool too... BUT NOT AS COOL AS JERSEY! =]

Savage_Messiah · 10-23-2006, 11:59 PM

pretty sure thats stolen off of facebook... or maybe facebook stole it off there

Knipps · 10-24-2006, 12:20 AM

facebook ftw.

johnjzjz · 10-24-2006, 07:24 AM

yea but lots of personal add ons as well -- jz

chevyt454 · 10-24-2006, 07:46 AM

New Jersey is also home of the first carjackings

Tru2Chevy · 10-24-2006, 09:32 AM

See here for more ammo: http://www.cs.stevens.edu/~jcordasc/onsite/nj_rocks.pdf

- Justin

Tsar · 10-24-2006, 03:20 PM

pff im more of an ******* then most jersey people

NJSPEEDER · 10-24-2006, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Tsar

pff im more of an ******* then most jersey people

not really, but thanks for trying.

Tsar · 10-24-2006, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by NJSPEEDER

not really, but thanks for trying.

and you're saying this based on your interweb mind reading skills?

NJSPEEDER · 10-24-2006, 09:29 PM

no, based on knowing you and comparing that to everyone i know from growing up here.

Tsar · 10-24-2006, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by NJSPEEDER

no, based on knowing you and comparing that to everyone i know from growing up here.

you met me twice

but if you wanna think im nice, thats ok too

BonzoHansen · 10-24-2006, 09:56 PM

Don't you listen to him Tsar, you more more of an ******* than the average guy. Stand proud!

jimmyboy8301 · 10-24-2006, 09:56 PM

jersey is the best, **** all other states thank you and good bye

Untamed · 10-25-2006, 11:05 AM

I like New Jersey.

I still want to move to North Carolina or somewhere in the midwest where the money will go a little further.

Tsar · 10-25-2006, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Untamed

I like New Jersey.

I still want to move to North Carolina or somewhere in the midwest where the money will go a little further.

but you will also make less money

NJSPEEDER · 10-25-2006, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Tsar

you met me twice

but if you wanna think im nice, thats ok too

i didn't say nice, i just don't think you are an example of someone with a real jersey state of mind.
we have also met more than twice, i guess they don't teach people to count at commi schools.

Firehawk 526 · 10-25-2006, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by 79CamaroDiva

saw this on myspace:

Yeah, I'm from Jersey, have been all my life. I'm gonna give you everything about jersey, the good, the bad, and the ugly.

=]

You mean the ugly, bad and the worst! Seashores are OK, but inland SUX!
The worst thing is you can't make left-hand turns or pump your own gas....WTF!

NJSPEEDER · 10-25-2006, 05:09 PM

the gas pumping thing i think everybody agress is stupid. there is actually talk of changing that law, so lets hope for the best.
as far as left turns, i always ask the out of staters the same thing, would you wanna stop to make a left in front of a bunch of jersey drivers during rush hour on rt1? i know i wouldn't

Firehawk 526 · 10-25-2006, 05:14 PM

Phuck NO.......I swear people drive like everyone owns an F-body! I'll be up in Tom's River in (2) weeks.....grrrrrr, but if you leave out @ 5am, no where near as much stress!

Hail TIM.......NJFBOA! Many good people, and better than most Philly/Pa drivers. It's NUTZ here on the shore during the summertime, so I know all to well! At least NY/NJ drivers know how to drive in tight traffic conditions. Since my roots are originally from NJ, guess I had not bad-mouth the state too much (lol).

Not like I don't speed in NJ.....cough, cough!

Brando56894 · 10-25-2006, 07:11 PM

at times jersey pisses me off, especially the laws

jimmyboy8301 · 10-26-2006, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Brando56894

at times jersey pisses me off, especially the laws

well your in luck gay union's have been legalized in NJ that should piss you off less

79CamaroDiva · 10-26-2006, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmyboy8301

well your in luck gay union's have been legalized in NJ that should piss you off less

well that should make jake and ian happy...

Knipps · 10-26-2006, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Firehawk 526

You mean the ugly, bad and the worst! Seashores are OK, but inland SUX!
The worst thing is you can't make left-hand turns or pump your own gas....WTF!

someone care to explain the left hand turns?
& whats wrong with not having to pump your own gas?

79CamaroDiva · 10-26-2006, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Chevelle 454

someone care to explain the left hand turns?
& whats wrong with not having to pump your own gas?

NJ is the land of jughandles... personally i think it helps the flow of traffic in most cases.. but sometimes its a giant PITA. I don't mind the not having to pump my own gas thing.. it opens up one more job to people who want to take it. in most cases said people can't speak english, but by my house most liquid petroleum dispatchers are high school kids.

Knipps · 10-26-2006, 01:13 PM

same here with the gas...
i agree with the point of jughandles offering a faster flow of traffic