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11-12-2006, 09:38 PM
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12 Second Club
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Burlington County
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Men and PORN (sorry no pics)
What men learn from porn movies....
of couse this is assuming you all have either SEEN or BEEN IN a porn ... i mean .... uhhh, nevermind ... just read ... lol!
1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. Going down on a woman for 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she won't scream with embarrassment, but rather
insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when splatted in the face with semen
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will get a woman out of a speeding ticket.
10. All women are noisy "****s".
11. People in the 70's couldn't **** unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
13. A common & enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
15. If there are two of them they "high 5" each other. (And the girl isn't disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
18. If u come across a guy & his girlfriend having sex in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of **** out of you if you shove your **** in his girlfriend's mouth.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite her by giving her a slap on the butt.
21. Nurses suck patient's cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be pissed off for a second, before ****ing both of you.
24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man's ****, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it".
26. ******** are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a **** there.
30. When standing during a blowjob, it is ok that a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
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James
2008 Chevy Silverado LTZ Vortec Max
Superlift/BMF/Toyo/EFI Live/K&N/Cherry Bomb/Pioneer/Alpine/Bose/and more
2001 Chevy Camaro SS SOM build #487 12.44 @ 107.92 *SOLD*
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11-12-2006, 09:53 PM
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Banned Camp Director Emeritus
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Somerset County
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number 11 is my favorite! 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by baddest434
and 1 more smart ass answer by you and i'm going to reach into this monitor and grab you by the throat
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11-12-2006, 10:04 PM
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12 Second Club
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Location: Burlington County
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30 FTW
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James
2008 Chevy Silverado LTZ Vortec Max
Superlift/BMF/Toyo/EFI Live/K&N/Cherry Bomb/Pioneer/Alpine/Bose/and more
2001 Chevy Camaro SS SOM build #487 12.44 @ 107.92 *SOLD*
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11-12-2006, 10:43 PM
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2007 Member of the Year
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Seabrook, TX
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myspace sucks, but an awesome bulletin.
if only 23 were true... lol
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Kommandant of the ACL (Anti Canadian League)
Quote:
Originally Posted by LTb1ow
Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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11-12-2006, 11:36 PM
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15 Second Club
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Vineland
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thats awesome
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- Founder of the bunny
- Pancake Bunny Club Member #3 
OG!
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11-13-2006, 12:49 AM
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14 Second Club
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Fair Lawn
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30 is def. the best.
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2011 Camaro
2012 JKU with Pink wheels
2015 Hellcat 6spd
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11-13-2006, 07:46 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Haledon, NJ
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28 
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1989 IROC-Z 355 LT1 T56 Swapped
2016 Chevy Colorado LT 3.6 v6
2008 Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo 4.7L RIP 12/29/2016
1998 Honda CBR 600F3
2003 Yamaha FX140
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11-13-2006, 08:00 AM
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Power Member
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Old Bridge, NJ
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Yes its all true
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11-13-2006, 08:06 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Jersey City, NJ
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In porn all lesbians are really hot and don't mind sharing a man every once in awhile.
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11-13-2006, 08:20 AM
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2007 Member of the Year
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Seabrook, TX
Posts: 14,281
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hey wheres 29?
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WF=DF
Kommandant of the ACL (Anti Canadian League)
Quote:
Originally Posted by LTb1ow
Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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11-13-2006, 10:16 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: west milford, nj
Posts: 1,662
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Previous Cars: 1992 Eagle Talon TSi AWD (5spd), 1992 Mustang GT(auto), 1995 Hyundai accent(5spd)
Current Car: 2000 Honda Accord EX (5spd)
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