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04-17-2006, 07:29 PM
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Robin
Okay...This ****ing bird is going to die...I guess he is seeing a reflection of himself in my car...and he attackes my passenger side door and rocker, and fenders, i have little scratches all over the damn place...  ...he has been at it for a couple days now, i've tried scaring him away, parking in a different spot...nothing works, WTF??? Any ideas???
I love my car, but Shrek is a Gentle Ogre...HELP!!!
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04-17-2006, 07:32 PM
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put a picture of a cat in you window
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04-17-2006, 07:33 PM
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 Hang a trapping bird feeder on your car... catch the ****er and drive it out to the middle of PA and let him go... if he comes back, then so help him God 
I have a "resident *******" seagull at my job. He must wanna buy it cuz every time I wash the car, I see some DEPOSITS on it 
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04-17-2006, 07:39 PM
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This is the only robin that has ever messed with my car. As you can see if was punished appropriately....
http://www.njfboa.org/JustinImages/Robin1.jpg
- Justin
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04-17-2006, 07:42 PM
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im serious about the cat picture, like a 8x11 piece of paper with a picture of a cat will do seomthing. a bird used to hit our house window for weeks, we put up a pic of a cat out of a book(black and white) and he stopped
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04-17-2006, 07:51 PM
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huh...thats interesting...i think i'll try that cat thing...oh, and i dont think i can persuade the ****er to fly into my car to put him out of my misery...that might hurt my car anyway, and were trying to save it here aren't we???And i can't really afford gas to drive all the way to PA, just bought a house in mine hill...so no new mods for me...just homemade ****...
See I thought the bird was pissed off and jealous, cuz i have a decal of a firebird on my hood...wishin he could be that cool...ridin gun on my hood...
Shrek
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04-17-2006, 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Shrek
And i can't really afford gas to drive all the way to PA, just bought a house in mine hill...
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Then just make your own "Firebird" . Some Lighter fluid and a match will do the trick
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04-17-2006, 09:10 PM
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04-17-2006, 10:43 PM
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he'd have to be really careful not to hit his car...
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04-17-2006, 11:20 PM
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x2 on the set the ****er on fire idea... any way to cover the side of your car in spikes??? or tie a guard dog to the car?
Justin: nice going
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04-18-2006, 07:57 AM
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Justin: nice going
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That happened while I was heading to Walmart one day back when I was out at Slippery Rock. I'm driving kinda fast down some country road, and I see a few birds fly up from the side of the road, then I heard a crack and saw a piece of my grill go flying over the car. Stupid bird broke my grill. It was January, so everything was frozen (note snow on the ground in picture) so I left it there as a hood ornament/trophy for 3 days.
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04-18-2006, 08:22 AM
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We had an oriole last year that used to attack our mirrors! I had to tie bandanas around all of them or else we'd have crap dripping down every door every morning.
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04-18-2006, 09:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Shrek
Okay...This ****ing bird is going to die...I guess he is seeing a reflection of himself in my car...and he attackes my passenger side door and rocker, and fenders, i have little scratches all over the damn place... ...he has been at it for a couple days now, i've tried scaring him away, parking in a different spot...nothing works, WTF??? Any ideas???
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I have been having the same exact problem EVERY DAY since we moved into the new house...at first i thought it was a cat so I set out some traps but I finally saw that it was a bird doing it.......I'm going to try the fake owl you can buy at lowe's or home depot or maybe even the pic of the cat idea...i dunno anymore but my black paint is f-ed
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