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11-17-2006, 09:08 AM
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SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE
SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE hahahaahahahh -- jz
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
The position of the dirt bag
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts! ?
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any
What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes
What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and
good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you
! What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of
driving.
Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo."
Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the
other?
A speech impediment
What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at
half-mast?
They're hiring.
What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A northern zoo has a description of the animal on the cage... A southern
zoo has a recipe.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale
begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this ****..."
Why is there no Disneyland in China ?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides
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11-17-2006, 09:20 AM
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NJFBOA Co-Founder
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: All up in your kool aid!
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lol
nice list
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11-17-2006, 09:51 AM
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Co-Founder / Site Admin
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Ewing, NJ
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Lol.....funny stuff
- Justin
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1999 Camry - Beigemobile DD
2002 Suburban - Wife's DD
2004 Grand Cherokee - Not running / Project / Selling?
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11-17-2006, 10:54 AM
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Keyboard Tough Guy
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Trenton, NJ
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nice
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11-17-2006, 12:03 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Boston/North
Posts: 9,214
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good list
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Originally Posted by BonzoHansen
dumbass.
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11-17-2006, 12:58 PM
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Join Date: May 2006
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kinda funny, REALLY OLD, but kinda funny... 
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11-17-2006, 01:43 PM
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8 Second Club
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 4,315
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very good but you left out.. whats it say on the inside of a "brothers bottom lip?"
inflate to 16 lbs.
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11-17-2006, 03:37 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 3,530
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lmfao.
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11-17-2006, 04:53 PM
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Power Member
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Old Bridge, NJ
Posts: 2,415
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nice
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11-17-2006, 06:25 PM
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15 Second Club
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Vineland
Posts: 6,621
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 that was pretty good
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- Founder of the bunny
- Pancake Bunny Club Member #3 
OG!
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11-17-2006, 08:32 PM
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13 Second Club
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Millville, NJ
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Bryan Norcross
2002 Camaro SS, Onyx Black, M6, Bolt Ons.
2008 Pontiac G8, White Hot, 3.6l
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11-20-2006, 02:49 PM
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Fidget Lover
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: P-town, New Jersey
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as a comedian i approve!!!  i would throw some in there but they are kind of too racially charged...
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-BaRb-
97 Z28- slightly modded....Back and Badder than ever!
90 Chrysler New Yorker 5th Avenue...Out of my driveway but still in my heart...
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Originally Posted by Tru2Chevy
Barb = fist pump extraordinaire
- Justin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bubba428
just for the record...whos falus is lodged in your sfincter
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11-20-2006, 04:11 PM
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15 Second Club
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Vineland
Posts: 6,621
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do eeet!
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OG!
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11-20-2006, 05:11 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Haledon, NJ
Posts: 5,162
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1989 IROC-Z 355 LT1 T56 Swapped
2016 Chevy Colorado LT 3.6 v6
2008 Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo 4.7L RIP 12/29/2016
1998 Honda CBR 600F3
2003 Yamaha FX140
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11-21-2006, 03:59 PM
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Co-Founder / Site Admin
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Ewing, NJ
Posts: 22,473
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Can't have that guys......
- Justin
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1999 Camry - Beigemobile DD
2002 Suburban - Wife's DD
2004 Grand Cherokee - Not running / Project / Selling?
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11-21-2006, 04:28 PM
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Queen of Destruction / NJFBOA Supporting Sponsor / Moderator / 12 Second Club / 2006 Member of the Year / PITA
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: I dunno..
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We're a drinking team with a racing problem.
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11-21-2006, 07:19 PM
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Banned Camp Director Emeritus
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Somerset County
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barb, who would you or anyone for that matter, listen to anything Brandon says?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by baddest434
and 1 more smart ass answer by you and i'm going to reach into this monitor and grab you by the throat
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11-21-2006, 07:57 PM
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15 Second Club
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Vineland
Posts: 6,621
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even i dont listen to what i say!
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11-21-2006, 08:43 PM
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MIR
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 9,692
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who deleted all the racial jokes? those were funny
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11-21-2006, 08:46 PM
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12 Second Club
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Vineland
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i had a feeling that someone would be stepping in...
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87 iroc with the usual go fast stuff
heavier than your half ton.
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