25 things you should know about guys...

[Tsar]

Originally Posted by ProtekYoNutz

and most of you wonder y your still single!

being single > relationship drama

[its Jeanne-Marie]

eh...i dunno. i don't think it should be like "iron my shirt bitch" cause that's a little crazy...but obviously a joke. i think its stupid for women to be so crazy about stuff being absolutely equal with EVERYTHING....and breaking up guys clubs or whatnot.....i mean come on, we have our stuff too, and guys aren't barging in on it

[Ian]

yeah seriously, you dont see guys protesting cause there arent any men in tampon commercials

[Savage_Messiah]

[Teds89IROC]

Originally Posted by Ian

yeah seriously, you dont see guys protesting cause there arent any men in tampon commercials

ahaha, good point!

~Ted

[Tsar]

women wanna be equal only when its gives them an advantage. i dont see many women in construction, or on the docks unloading trucks, or operating heavy machinary, working in the sewers or digging coal in the mines...
oh and im not really that sexist its just it gets annoying after awhile.

[its Jeanne-Marie]

welllll....not completely true. a girl in one of my classes works at UPS at night doing the same kind of bs that ted does at fed ex with all the boxes and crap......but you're right in saying that many (not all cause i don't do this, i realize that there is a difference) do use equality to their advantage, and it makes me mad when they do this, becuase it reminds me of a minority group...cough cough...that does the same thing, and i don't want to be thought of as on the same playing field, or whining field....as them.

not to sound completely anti-feminist....don't get me wrong, i want rights too...but i think sometimes its taken too far

[Teds89IROC]

my $0.02. certain things can be equal and others cannot. If a woman and a man can do the same job, salaries should be the same, lawyers, judges, business..etc But when it comes to things like law enforment and fire department and things of that nature, I think women should be kept in the office. There are the exception of some women who pretty much are guys. But to be honest, if you're in a burning building and passed out do you trust a woman to carry you down the ladder or stairs or would you rather have a guy? I would put my trust in a guy to get me out of the building. If you're in your house and you're being robbed (obviously any guy is gonna do all they can to beat the **** out of whoever is in their house) but if you do need help as far as perotection or what not, especially if you're a woman, you would probably want a guy to help you out. Theres no way a 120 lb woman is gonna stop 300 pound, 6'7" bubba.

~Ted

[Tsar]

im not saying all women go under the same category. But like JM said alot of the use to their advantage. **** we had a female in our school that wanted to play football with the guys, guess what? she got what she wanted and after being tackled couple of times she quit.

[Teds89IROC]

As far working at the docks, their are 4 woman I work/worked with at FedEx. One quit, another splits boxes as they come by on the conveyer (easy) and 2 other unload, which can be hard, but you see them taking a lot of breaks. Thing is though that they get the easy jobs when they apply and get accepted to work. If one is unloading trailers and tyhey need someone to go split the boxes between trailer 10 and 11, they will go ask a woman before they'd ask me. I load, which is the most pain in the ass job there. and that's not just my opinion, even people who don't load say it.

~Ted

[Teds89IROC]

Originally Posted by Tsar

im not saying all women go under the same category. But like JM said alot of the use to their advantage. **** we had a female in our school that wanted to play football with the guys, guess what? she got what she wanted and after being tackled couple of times she quit.

Oh yea, I know. When I wrestled in HS there were always a few girls that wrestled from other schools (I went to Don Bosco) You could tell most were out there because thats the closest they'd ever get to a guy

~Ted

[its Jeanne-Marie]

hahahah

[Pat]

why did this thread get serious?

by the way, the thread on tucker max...

http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/sh...1&page=1&pp=10

it gets really funny around page 5. it's long, but a good read

[Squirrel]

there is some ****ed up **** on that thread...****ed up, yet hilarious

[PBodyGT87]

1. Not every man deserves a swift kick in the balls for making a joke against women. Make one back about guys, you whiney bitch. That works out much cooler. See, now they'll think you're funny. That is, if you have a good wit, and less insult.

2. Never threaten to "beat a guy up". If he really is weaker than you, then you're a pussy for threatening that. If he is stronger, you're an idiot for bragging, cuz he'll probably prove it to you, especially now that he doesn't like whiney bitches like you.

3. Both genders like to use slander about stereotypes of the opposite gender. Get used to it, you whiney bitches do it too.

4. Femenists will piss off men. All the time. But they piss off a lot of women too, just like whiney bitches do.

5. Men want their time out with guys. Never interrupt this time, and never try to stand in the way of it. You want your chocolate scarfing hours in front of the TV with your other whiney bitchy friends, and they don't complain. If they do, they should have been born a woman.

6. Never ever stand in the way of a man and his relationship with his family, especially with his brother. They will always be more important than you, until you become part of their family, so quit being a whiney bitch.

7. Men won't change. Women don't change either. And who wants a man to change anyway? If you wanna change him, then he's not right for you, and so you must move on, with your whiney bitchy ways.

8. The way to a man's heart may be his stomach, as they all love some good food, but don't cheat. No out of the box stuff, cuz we all know how hard it is to add water and all, but come on, that stuff's for whiney bitches. They'll find out when it wasn't all you.

9. If he likes cars, you better like them too, cuz you can't be a whiney bitch when he wants to go out and wax it. Besides, you need to ride in a pretty car sometimes too.

10. When in doubt, always know that straight guys can't live without you, unless you're just a whiney bitch, and you can't live without them. And what good are they after you've kicked them in the balls too many times?

[Teds89IROC]

ahahaha, that was good!

~Ted

[Ian]

well put Liz, well put.

[Tsar]

damn go liz!

[Squirrel]

Best...Paragraph...Ever

"5. Suggest Sex Where it's Inappropriate
GUYS WILL NEVER TURN DOWN SEX. Girls, read that statement 100 times until it sears into your skull. In a bar bathroom, public parks, church, family reunions, weddings, funerals, or the beach. WE DON'T CARE. Even doing this once in a long while will keep a guy around longer than you think. Even after you tear down our Fight Club posters and make us watch Sweet November, it's really difficult to face your buddies and tell them "I'm dumping the girl who licked my balls at Uncle Earl's wake". Friends don't let friends ditch exhibitionists."

[Brando56894]

[Savage_Messiah]

this thread turned awesome again

[Teds89IROC]

~Ted

[Koll]

"They like getting head more than giving it."

WTF. I know Kasey and Brando might be all for giving head, but....yeah

[slasherbarb]

Originally Posted by Koll

"They like getting head more than giving it."

WTF. I know Kasey and Brando might be all for giving head, but....yeah

koll..go stand in the corner...i can't believe my pic caused so much controversy...my work here is done...bwahahahahahaha

[slasherbarb]

and one more thing about men and women equality...did you ever noticed, when a boy is sexually abused, it is called molestation and not rape. and when the sdame happens to a girl, it is imediately called rape, which carries a much harsher sentance...think about that...