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12-13-2008, 04:05 PM
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Resident Camera Guy
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: North Jersey
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Bridge to Hawaii
Ed was riding his motorcycle along a California road when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'
Ed pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.'
The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'
Ed thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that all men could understand women; We want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives us the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how we can make a woman truly happy.'
The Lord replied, 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?'
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12-13-2008, 04:12 PM
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12 Second Club
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Haddon Twp NJ
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ha ha ha thats the truth
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12-13-2008, 04:24 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Landing, NJ
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HAHA, nice thats great.
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88 Iroc-Z TPI, Cammed 350, Vortex Heads, Magnaflow, T5, 4 Wheel Disc, 3.27 9 Bolt PBR.
91 Trans Am VertTPI 350. 700r4, K&N Air Cone, Ryven Muffler.
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12-13-2008, 04:27 PM
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The Mayor / 2009 Member of the Year / Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Northwest
Posts: 8,860
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As Metallica said, Sad but True
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2018 Sea Doo GTX - 3 cylinders and das boooooost
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12-13-2008, 04:33 PM
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Admin.
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Hamilton, NJ
Posts: 20,149
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lol
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The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand. Or so I have read.
Feather-light suspension, Konis just couldn't hold. I'm so glad I took a look inside your showroom doors.
Hey everybody, it's good to have you on the Baba-too-da-ba-too-ba-ba-buh-doo-ga-ga-bop-a-dop
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12-13-2008, 05:26 PM
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Meet Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: brick/pt. pleasant beach
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haha nice
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12-13-2008, 07:10 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: North Jersey
Posts: 3,047
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Bwahahahahaha, that's awesome!!!!
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'16 Go-Mango Dodge Charger R/T. It's so good to be back in a V8-powered, RWD car!
Former Toy - '88 Monte SS - had lots of mods...
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12-13-2008, 08:02 PM
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Lord of the rings / 10 Second Club / Meet Coordinator
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Millstone Township, NJ
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Even the wife liked that one. Good stuff!
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12-13-2008, 08:27 PM
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Queen of Destruction / NJFBOA Supporting Sponsor / Moderator / 12 Second Club / 2006 Member of the Year / PITA
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: I dunno..
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sometimes, i feel the same about men....
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