New Jersey state Police Comments

[johnjzjz]

The following 15 New Jersey state Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the state .


#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll
stretch after you wear them a while."


# 14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth
certificate a worthless document."


#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."


#12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the
speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."


#11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can
write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"


#10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't
think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"


#9 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that
again or I'll give you another ticket."


#8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are
drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"


#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you
go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy & corn dogs & step in monkey
poop."


#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets & my wife gets a toaster
oven."


#5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."


#4 "How big were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?"


#3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're
allowed to write as many tickets as we can."


#2 "I'm glad to hear that Chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal
friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."




The envelope please.....................




...AND THE WINNER IS....




#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we
don't. Sign here."

[deadtrend1]

haha .. pretty good

[Knipps]

haha, those are good


#1 =

[1_Hot_SOM_WS6]

LOL.....that was good

[bitchincamaro]

the best i ever heard was, " you better hope your bikes are as souped up as your cars cause everyone's car is getting towed." -we got busted street racing a couple years back and the road got blocked.

[Fast92RS]

[Teds89IROC]

[79dizZy28]

[IROCZman15]

funny! !

[firehawk1120]

typical cockiness

[jimmyboy8301]

Originally Posted by firehawk1120

typical cockiness

and you're a typical *******. god i hope you need to call the cops one day and they are unavailable. you don't deserve the protection.

[Knipps]

[Brando56894]

those were pretty good

[armymp1983]

Originally Posted by jimmyboy8301

and you're a typical *******. god i hope you need to call the cops one day and they are unavailable. you don't deserve the protection.

Wow that was a little harsh. I served 5 years as a Military Police Officer. Some officers are too cocky. I am working towards being a State Trooper. It's a matter of how you talk to people. Some officers heads swell the moment they get a gun and a badge. Protect and serve, we are suppossed to work for the people and set a good example, not be jerk offs to the citizens. It's called respect.

[maroman88]

we do have a few police officers on the board....

[armymp1983]

Originally Posted by maroman88

we do have a few police officers on the board....

I'm saying some, not all officers. There are bad apples in every profession.

[johnjzjz]

Any cop will tell you every day is another new and strange adventure -- and things are said and stuff is done from mostly a stress position -- if every time you got out of your car and you drive for a living ( patrol ) you have to be on guard that the person in the car might shoot at you -- things get to the point you use smart quick answers so you have control of the thing --- no cop wants too get hurt or harm anyone but the 5 percent want to do him harm -- look how many we all have heard about -- one of the new toys being carried and it is real --swiss made -- jz

[armymp1983]

That thing is crazy.

[jimmyboy8301]

Originally Posted by armymp1983

Wow that was a little harsh. I served 5 years as a Military Police Officer. Some officers are too cocky. I am working towards being a State Trooper. It's a matter of how you talk to people. Some officers heads swell the moment they get a gun and a badge. Protect and serve, we are suppossed to work for the people and set a good example, not be jerk offs to the citizens. It's called respect.

not really, considering how this guy is.

[qwikz28]

Originally Posted by armymp1983

I'm saying some, not all officers. There are bad apples in every profession.

that is so true... and cops are nice to you if you are nice to them. it took me way too long to figure that out

[Scorched SS]

Those are GREAT. One of my buddy's is a cop - i can picture him sayin ALL of that ****... good post!

[Brando56894]

Originally Posted by johnjzjz

Any cop will tell you every day is another new and strange adventure -- and things are said and stuff is done from mostly a stress position -- if every time you got out of your car and you drive for a living ( patrol ) you have to be on guard that the person in the car might shoot at you -- things get to the point you use smart quick answers so you have control of the thing --- no cop wants too get hurt or harm anyone but the 5 percent want to do him harm -- look how many we all have heard about -- one of the new toys being carried and it is real --swiss made -- jz

ive seen something like that a few years ago, was gonna get one just for the hell of it cuz it was only like $50

[johnjzjz]

Originally Posted by Brando56894

ive seen something like that a few years ago, was gonna get one just for the hell of it cuz it was only like $50

many departments consider that a cop killer its real hard to find and if for some chance you dont tell then you have it -- the dent in your noggen will be a biggy hahahhahahahhaha -- jz