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joke about 2 brothers
Once upon a time there were two brothers. One brother was always getting
into trouble. The other brother was very good. He was always kind to
animals, helped elderly neighbors, and led an exemplary life.
As time went on, the brothers stayed in touch but were
never very close.
The evil brother Tim became a heavy drinker and a womanizerThe good
brother was a devoted husband and father and supported many charities.
Finally, the evil brother died. Then, after a few years, the good brother
passed away also.
The good brother went to heaven and was rewarded with a happy afterlife.
One day the good brother went to God and asked, "Where is my brother
Tim? He died before me, but I haven't seen him here in heaven."
God replied, "As you know, your brother led an evil life, so he is not
spending eternity here in heaven. He has been sent elsewhere.
"I'm sorry to hear that," the good brother replied. "But I do miss him and
wish I could see him again."
"You can see him if you wish," God said. "I will give you the power to gaze
into hell."
So the power was granted and the good brother gazed into hell. Before long
he saw his brother Tim sitting on a bench. In one arm he held a keg of
Budweiser, and in the other he cradled a gorgeous young blonde.
The good brother turned to God and said, "I can't believe what I'm
seeing. I have found my brother, and he has a keg of beer in one arm and a beautiful
woman in the other. Surely, hell can't be that bad."
God explained. "Things aren't always as they seem. The keg has a hole in
it. The blonde doesn't."
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