I need something somewhat like a towel, but better. preferably something that holds..
 

20 times its weight in liquid. Needs to not drip, and soak up the mildew before it grows... Anybody know of anything like this?

SHAMWOW!!!!!!!!! muhahahahahaha

hahah...wtf?

you see the super chopper dicer penis contraption he's pushing on old ladies now?

I wanna see him and billy mays in a cage fight

My gf was looking up some info on it, and there are a lot of really bad reviews for the Shamwow.

Hi, I'm Vince!!! And I'm here to show you how to make an ass of yourself!!!

in that one pic he looks like hes thinking, "Why isn't this roll of paper towels being crammed in my butthole right now"

but seriously, why is this scrawn ass kid trying to run on Billy Mays' ****. look at Mays he'd beat that fool silly.

Cage Match!!!!

Billy Mays
Shamwow guy
that homo lookin dude from extenz
Smilin Bob from enzite
the Girls Gone Wild guy
the bowflex dude
and...............








Chuck Norris with total gym

LOL VINCE WITH SHAMOWW!!

hes got a new video..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs

Your gonna love my nuts!!!

thats the chopper dicer penis contraption I mentioned before...look at the shape, that the next "call the abulance I got it stuck in my ____ object"

fetucinni, linguni, martini, bikini

screw shamwow try this

http://www.njfboa.org/forums/showthread.php?t=33293

take it out when you need it and pass it around????? HMMMM no wonder, he's high as hell

haha nice, that was pretty good

You forgot Free Credit Report.com band dudes

nah they kinda pwned them selves...and they busted on sub-compacts so thats cool...even though they are butt-pirates

I've heard that Zorbeez pwns Sham-wow.....no first hand experience with either of 'em though.

https://www.zorbeez.com

- Justin

how about a sponge?
or 50

My mom has no complaints with Sham-wow... Maybe we could help think of something if we knew what the problem you're trying to solve is.

maybe a hybrid kitty litter towel?

Oh man I hate that shamwow guy, what a fag. WTF is up with that stupid head piece. Billy Maze rules.

Hi I'm Billy Mays....and if you don't buy this I'm gonna rape you

Pep Boys - the Absorber.

Still have the same one I've had for over 12 years. Still works awesome. Not as much as a new one, but its great. Wash with bleach once a year in laundry....blammo. Perfect again.