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01-13-2009, 11:36 PM
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13 Second Club
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Location: Ewing/Galloway, NJ
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I need something somewhat like a towel, but better. preferably something that holds..
20 times its weight in liquid. Needs to not drip, and soak up the mildew before it grows... Anybody know of anything like this?
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99 Riviera, Bone stock, 14.34 @ 96 "Walking 5.0's in luxury" RIP
95 Cherokee, Bone stock 16.2 @ 83 "Treeing your 3rd gen and beating it to the line despite trapping less....and looking better"
93 TA, Bone stock, 13.8 @ 100 "Beating ****** drivers in ****** LS1's"
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01-13-2009, 11:40 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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SHAMWOW!!!!!!!!! muhahahahahaha
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01-13-2009, 11:44 PM
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Location: Edison, NJ
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hahah...wtf?
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2008 Sierra Vortec Max. 6.2 swapped, headers, Magnaflow catback, GMPP CAI, NHT optioned tow package.
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01-13-2009, 11:46 PM
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13 Second Club
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EB
99 Riviera, Bone stock, 14.34 @ 96 "Walking 5.0's in luxury" RIP
95 Cherokee, Bone stock 16.2 @ 83 "Treeing your 3rd gen and beating it to the line despite trapping less....and looking better"
93 TA, Bone stock, 13.8 @ 100 "Beating ****** drivers in ****** LS1's"
https://www.facebook.com/groups/285090241699967/
R.I.P. Tia
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01-13-2009, 11:53 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 5,623
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you see the super chopper dicer penis contraption he's pushing on old ladies now?
I wanna see him and billy mays in a cage fight
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1982 Z28 Pacecar 305
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01-14-2009, 12:45 AM
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NJFBOA Co-Founder
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Location: All up in your kool aid!
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01-14-2009, 12:57 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: West Long Branch
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My gf was looking up some info on it, and there are a lot of really bad reviews for the Shamwow.
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2/20/2013: They Day the ****s Stopped
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01-14-2009, 01:04 AM
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13 Second Club
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EB
99 Riviera, Bone stock, 14.34 @ 96 "Walking 5.0's in luxury" RIP
95 Cherokee, Bone stock 16.2 @ 83 "Treeing your 3rd gen and beating it to the line despite trapping less....and looking better"
93 TA, Bone stock, 13.8 @ 100 "Beating ****** drivers in ****** LS1's"
https://www.facebook.com/groups/285090241699967/
R.I.P. Tia
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01-14-2009, 01:25 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Hi, I'm Vince!!! And I'm here to show you how to make an ass of yourself!!!
in that one pic he looks like hes thinking, "Why isn't this roll of paper towels being crammed in my butthole right now"
but seriously, why is this scrawn ass kid trying to run on Billy Mays' ****. look at Mays he'd beat that fool silly.
Cage Match!!!!
Billy Mays
Shamwow guy
that homo lookin dude from extenz
Smilin Bob from enzite
the Girls Gone Wild guy
the bowflex dude
and...............
Chuck Norris with total gym
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2000 Tahoe Z71 5.7
1982 Z28 Pacecar 305
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01-14-2009, 01:32 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Somerset, NJ
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LOL VINCE WITH SHAMOWW!!
hes got a new video..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs
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01-14-2009, 01:36 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Your gonna love my nuts!!!
thats the chopper dicer penis contraption I mentioned before...look at the shape, that the next "call the abulance I got it stuck in my ____ object"
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1982 Z28 Pacecar 305
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01-14-2009, 01:37 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Somerset, NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bubba428
Your gonna love my nuts!!!
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fetucinni, linguni, martini, bikini
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01-14-2009, 01:40 AM
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2007 Member of the Year
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Seabrook, TX
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WF=DF
Kommandant of the ACL (Anti Canadian League)
Quote:
Originally Posted by LTb1ow
Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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01-14-2009, 01:41 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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take it out when you need it and pass it around????? HMMMM no wonder, he's high as hell
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01-14-2009, 01:43 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Savage_Messiah
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haha nice, that was pretty good
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01-14-2009, 03:39 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Sayreville, NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bubba428
Hi, I'm Vince!!! And I'm here to show you how to make an ass of yourself!!!
in that one pic he looks like hes thinking, "Why isn't this roll of paper towels being crammed in my butthole right now"
but seriously, why is this scrawn ass kid trying to run on Billy Mays' ****. look at Mays he'd beat that fool silly.
Cage Match!!!!
Billy Mays
Shamwow guy
that homo lookin dude from extenz
Smilin Bob from enzite
the Girls Gone Wild guy
the bowflex dude
and...............
Chuck Norris with total gym
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You forgot Free Credit Report.com band dudes
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01-14-2009, 05:52 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SamhainRS27
You forgot Free Credit Report.com band dudes
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nah they kinda pwned them selves...and they busted on sub-compacts so thats cool...even though they are butt-pirates
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01-14-2009, 05:10 PM
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Co-Founder / Site Admin
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Ewing, NJ
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I've heard that Zorbeez pwns Sham-wow.....no first hand experience with either of 'em though.
https://www.zorbeez.com
- Justin
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01-14-2009, 05:15 PM
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Meet Coordinator
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01-14-2009, 05:16 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2007
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how about a sponge?
or 50
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01-14-2009, 05:23 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Boston/North
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My mom has no complaints with Sham-wow... Maybe we could help think of something if we knew what the problem you're trying to solve is.
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Quote:
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dumbass.
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01-14-2009, 05:25 PM
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Meet Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: brick/pt. pleasant beach
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maybe a hybrid kitty litter towel?
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01-14-2009, 05:40 PM
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12 Second Club
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Levittown PA
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Oh man I hate that shamwow guy, what a fag. WTF is up with that stupid head piece. Billy Maze rules.
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2002 T/A 'vert triple black 6-spd. Stock.Sold
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01-16-2009, 02:19 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Hi I'm Billy Mays....and if you don't buy this I'm gonna rape you
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01-16-2009, 12:57 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: PA
Posts: 491
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Pep Boys - the Absorber.
Still have the same one I've had for over 12 years. Still works awesome. Not as much as a new one, but its great. Wash with bleach once a year in laundry....blammo. Perfect again.
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