The mailman must DIE!
 

I hate my load azz mail man! The guy is a friggin' lazy azz scumbag. Today I go to the mailbox, and he did his usual "jam everything in" without giving a fook about it. And it just so happens that he pretty much ripped my new copy of "Popular Hotrodding" in half. And this isn't the first time he has doen chit like this. He is so dayum lazy that instead of getting out of the truck to bring packages or oversized items to the door, he will rubberband them to the mailbox! And when he does have to come to the door he has a def attitude. Friggin' azzclown! I'm gonna be waiting for him on Monday...

thats annoying. my mailman always stops and hangs out whenever he sees me working on my car and tells me about his ol muscle car days. handle that bob

Put out a bear trap?

Maybe throw a bottle of pepsi at him ;)

Put a poisonous snake in yer box :)

:werd:

go assault him with some soft drinks! :twisted:

US Road Warrior: Then he has the ballz to leavy us a Christmas card...he;s just mooching for a Christmas handout. I think I'll give his a box of ripped up car mags
MoPMoonchild: lol
US Road Warrior: And I'll POOP in the box b4 I give it to him
MoPMoonchild: hahah
US Road Warrior: POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP


:funny:

now thats one lazy bitch! i agree hide somewhere in your yard, and when he stops run by him and use the diet coke missle of death :lol:

yea the lazy mail bitch here basically opens and scratches my netflix dvds getting them in the mailbox...and all my parts get left on the porch where anyone can just swipe them, which they do. also i would like to thank the bitch for putting my parts on the side of the steps, so i have to dig for them after the snow falls......

just wait for your "bonus" whore

You need to go to the dollar store and buy one of those fake $20 bill packages and place one in there :-D Then you need to strap a video recorder to the back of the mailbox so you can see his reaction :rofl:

I won't waste a good Diet Coke on his lazy arse! Maybe I'll have Kasey da Fidgit hide in the mailbox and stab the lazy mailman with an ice pick when he opens da mailbox.

:lol: that would be great fun. Make sure you video tape it.

- Justin

agreed.