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12-17-2005, 02:36 PM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
Posts: 6,116
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The mailman must DIE!
I hate my load azz mail man! The guy is a friggin' lazy azz scumbag. Today I go to the mailbox, and he did his usual "jam everything in" without giving a fook about it. And it just so happens that he pretty much ripped my new copy of "Popular Hotrodding" in half. And this isn't the first time he has doen chit like this. He is so dayum lazy that instead of getting out of the truck to bring packages or oversized items to the door, he will rubberband them to the mailbox! And when he does have to come to the door he has a def attitude. Friggin' azzclown! I'm gonna be waiting for him on Monday...
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2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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12-17-2005, 02:45 PM
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13 Second Club / Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Franklin Lakes, NJ
Posts: 8,694
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thats annoying. my mailman always stops and hangs out whenever he sees me working on my car and tells me about his ol muscle car days. handle that bob
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Except Jersey mike, great kid, but the way he looks at me makes me feel like im in danger
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12-17-2005, 02:49 PM
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Token v6 Guy
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: No longer neon land :(
Posts: 5,703
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Put out a bear trap?
Maybe throw a bottle of pepsi at him 
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2013 Dodge Challenger SRT8 - 12.079 at 116.45
2010 Ford Taurus SHO - stage 4+ tune and an intake - no times yet
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12-17-2005, 03:43 PM
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I <3 sheep
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Belmar
Posts: 4,907
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Put a poisonous snake in yer box 
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Steve has a thing for sheep....
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'78 Big Wheel- 2FWFP
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12-17-2005, 04:24 PM
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Banned Camp Director Emeritus
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Somerset County
Posts: 8,395
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Originally Posted by qwikz28
handle that bob
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go assault him with some soft drinks! 
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Originally Posted by baddest434
and 1 more smart ass answer by you and i'm going to reach into this monitor and grab you by the throat
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12-17-2005, 04:31 PM
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2007 Member of the Year
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Seabrook, TX
Posts: 14,281
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US Road Warrior: Then he has the ballz to leavy us a Christmas card...he;s just mooching for a Christmas handout. I think I'll give his a box of ripped up car mags
MoPMoonchild: lol
US Road Warrior: And I'll POOP in the box b4 I give it to him
MoPMoonchild: hahah
US Road Warrior: POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP
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Kommandant of the ACL (Anti Canadian League)
Quote:
Originally Posted by LTb1ow
Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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12-17-2005, 10:20 PM
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15 Second Club
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Vineland
Posts: 6,621
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Originally Posted by unstable bob gable
He is so dayum lazy that instead of getting out of the truck to bring packages or oversized items to the door, he will rubberband them to the mailbox!
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now thats one lazy bitch! i agree hide somewhere in your yard, and when he stops run by him and use the diet coke missle of death 
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12-17-2005, 10:26 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Little Egg Harbor NJ
Posts: 1,175
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yea the lazy mail bitch here basically opens and scratches my netflix dvds getting them in the mailbox...and all my parts get left on the porch where anyone can just swipe them, which they do. also i would like to thank the bitch for putting my parts on the side of the steps, so i have to dig for them after the snow falls......
just wait for your "bonus" whore
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12-17-2005, 10:28 PM
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13 Second Club
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Netcong, NJ
Posts: 5,799
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You need to go to the dollar store and buy one of those fake $20 bill packages and place one in there  Then you need to strap a video recorder to the back of the mailbox so you can see his reaction 
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12-18-2005, 02:13 AM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
Posts: 6,116
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I won't waste a good Diet Coke on his lazy arse! Maybe I'll have Kasey da Fidgit hide in the mailbox and stab the lazy mailman with an ice pick when he opens da mailbox.
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unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND,
ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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12-18-2005, 11:17 AM
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Co-Founder / Site Admin
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Ewing, NJ
Posts: 22,476
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Originally Posted by unstable bob gable
I won't waste a good Diet Coke on his lazy arse! Maybe I'll have Kasey da Fidgit hide in the mailbox and stab the lazy mailman with an ice pick when he opens da mailbox.
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that would be great fun. Make sure you video tape it.
- Justin
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1999 Camry - Beigemobile DD
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2004 Grand Cherokee - Not running / Project / Selling?
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12-18-2005, 03:55 PM
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15 Second Club
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Vineland
Posts: 6,621
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agreed.
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