What would Jesus drive?
 

Most people assume WWJD is for "What would Jesus do?" But the initials really stand for "What would Jesus drive?"

One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because "the Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury."

But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them with your Storm."

Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are warned not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast."

Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk about it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel where Christ tells the crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord."

Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible passage declaring, "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills."

Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler: "Joshua's Triumph was heard throughout the land." And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car-pooled in a Honda: "The Apostles were in one Accord."

:lol: nice one

c'mon. we all know jesus drove a Camaro 8)

now thats funny. haha.

a white 69 camaro with a big block in it with red raceing stripes its good and evil at the same time

good one:lol: but i thought WWJD= what would jesus drink!

jesus drove a funbus

Then again, "the head of John the Baptist was
brought to King Herod in a CHARGER." - Mark 6:25

Jesus drove a unimog http://www.njfboa.org/forums/attachm...1&d=1168719568
Mercedes-Unimog-U-500-1.jpge

mercedes should really just stick to making luxury sedans

LOL, nice

Eh why The Unimog has been around forever and who else is gona make atruck with front and rear PTO,s 18 forward speeds and 6 reverse!

jesus drives HEMI cars, hands down...his beater is probably a 440 car...

1969 Charger Daytona with 440-6

jesus' beater is probably a 71 hemi cuda convertable :lol:

I know if I was the son of god, I'd beat a ton of really rare cars.

hahahahhahahahahah that was good -- jz

Jesus drives a 66 Impala, candy red with 14' 100 spoke gold daytons, switches, a 6500 watt stereo by JL Audio, 12 screens, and a .44 in the glove box, all while cruising on 3 wheels bumping that Death Row ****!!!

/ganster rant

Jesus would drive a Ferrari 250 GTO fo sho

:funny: nice one barb


actually jesus drives a geo metro just cuz he can, and if anyone says anything about it, he kills them....

Nah, Jesus was pimpin' a Dodge Spirit.....

- Justin

Ever hear the Ministry song "Jesus built my hot rod?" :lol:

haha nah whats that a southern song? :lol:

Hell Yea, great song!

- Justin

never heard it myself1

ministry, jesus built my hot rod, from the album psalm 69 :)