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j0n 04-05-2007 12:05 AM

Episode 2: Snakes in a Jeep
 
As most of you know I work as a Police Dispatcher and I just got off the phone with an "interesting" individual.

This individual went off on a 5 minute tirade about how things were "disappearing directly out of her purse as she was driving",:shock: like her money and driver's license. Later on in the call she informed me that the culprit was a snake :rofl: . She was dead serious and completely convinced that this snake was taking things directly out of her purse. I had a few cars enroute to find her and asked her to go to the nearby gas station to meet them to which she replied, "but the snake's going to steal my car!" :rofl: :rofl:

I have a first aid squad enroute for a pyschiatrict evaluation :lol:

BigAls87Z28 04-05-2007 12:09 AM

Take her out....at least make sure she cannot reproduce.
You should have dispatched cops like this "THERE ARE G*D DAMN SNAKES IN THE G*D DAMN JEEP!! MMM MMM BITCH!!"

maroman88 04-05-2007 12:09 AM

lol sweeeeeeet

Knipps 04-05-2007 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigAls87Z28 (Post 330600)
Take her out....at least make sure she cannot reproduce.

C*** PUNT!

someGTOguy 04-05-2007 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigAls87Z28 (Post 330600)
Take her out....at least make sure she cannot reproduce.
You should have dispatched cops like this "THERE ARE G*D DAMN SNAKES IN THE G*D DAMN JEEP!! MMM MMM BITCH!!"

LMAO!!!!

GrandmasterCow 04-05-2007 03:31 PM

LMFAOOOOO

Brando56894 04-05-2007 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by j0n (Post 330599)
As most of you know I work as a Police Dispatcher and I just got off the phone with an "interesting" individual.

This individual went off on a 5 minute tirade about how things were "disappearing directly out of her purse as she was driving",:shock: like her money and driver's license. Later on in the call she informed me that the culprit was a snake :rofl: . She was dead serious and completely convinced that this snake was taking things directly out of her purse. I had a few cars enroute to find her and asked her to go to the nearby gas station to meet them to which she replied, "but the snake's going to steal my car!" :rofl: :rofl:

I have a first aid squad enroute for a pyschiatrict evaluation :lol:

people cease to amaze me. that last line is a classic

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigAls87Z28 (Post 330600)
Take her out....at least make sure she cannot reproduce.
You should have dispatched cops like this "THERE ARE G*D DAMN SNAKES IN THE G*D DAMN JEEP!! MMM MMM BITCH!!"

:funny:

Teds89IROC 04-05-2007 04:30 PM

wow :lol: :lol:


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