Episode 2: Snakes in a Jeep

[j0n]

As most of you know I work as a Police Dispatcher and I just got off the phone with an "interesting" individual.

This individual went off on a 5 minute tirade about how things were "disappearing directly out of her purse as she was driving", like her money and driver's license. Later on in the call she informed me that the culprit was a snake . She was dead serious and completely convinced that this snake was taking things directly out of her purse. I had a few cars enroute to find her and asked her to go to the nearby gas station to meet them to which she replied, "but the snake's going to steal my car!"

I have a first aid squad enroute for a pyschiatrict evaluation

[BigAls87Z28]

Take her out....at least make sure she cannot reproduce.
You should have dispatched cops like this "THERE ARE G*D DAMN SNAKES IN THE G*D DAMN JEEP!! MMM MMM BITCH!!"

[maroman88]

lol sweeeeeeet

[Knipps]

Originally Posted by BigAls87Z28

Take her out....at least make sure she cannot reproduce.

C*** PUNT!

[someGTOguy]

Originally Posted by BigAls87Z28

Take her out....at least make sure she cannot reproduce.
You should have dispatched cops like this "THERE ARE G*D DAMN SNAKES IN THE G*D DAMN JEEP!! MMM MMM BITCH!!"

LMAO!!!!

[GrandmasterCow]

LMFAOOOOO

[Brando56894]

Originally Posted by j0n

As most of you know I work as a Police Dispatcher and I just got off the phone with an "interesting" individual.

This individual went off on a 5 minute tirade about how things were "disappearing directly out of her purse as she was driving", like her money and driver's license. Later on in the call she informed me that the culprit was a snake . She was dead serious and completely convinced that this snake was taking things directly out of her purse. I had a few cars enroute to find her and asked her to go to the nearby gas station to meet them to which she replied, "but the snake's going to steal my car!"

I have a first aid squad enroute for a pyschiatrict evaluation

people cease to amaze me. that last line is a classic

Originally Posted by BigAls87Z28

Take her out....at least make sure she cannot reproduce.
You should have dispatched cops like this "THERE ARE G*D DAMN SNAKES IN THE G*D DAMN JEEP!! MMM MMM BITCH!!"

[Teds89IROC]

wow