Sank my nephew's battleship...
 

I went up to Conn. today for Easter dinner with my brother and sister in law and one of my nephews. When we pulled up I noticed a Miata in their driveway, and my nephew came out of the house. He then said "Look, uncle unstable bob, you inspired me!" I said "Wat 'chu talkin' 'bout?" He said "You inspired me to buy the Miata!" I gritted my teeth and said "No way did I inspire you! If I inspired you there would be an AMERICAN MUSCLE CAR parked here, not this chick car POS Miata!" My nephew then got a puss on his face, and slunked back into the house. Geez, it is hard to bring kids up right now-a-days!:evil:

nothin wrong with a miata...get him to turbo it and throw some suspension work into it and itll be a sweet autoX car

good one :nod:

There are MANY things wrong w/ a Miata. For example:

1. It is an import
2. It is a chick car
3. It is underpowered
4. It is Japanese
5. It is not American
etc, etc, etc.

You can slap an LS1 in one of those puppys too.

just because its a a japanese import and unamerican is no reason not to like it....dont be close minded

There was a co. around years back that put 302 Phords in 'em. Called 'em Monster Miatas. I raced one once in my 94 TA. Smoked 'em like a woolie!:nod:

Lissen up...unstable bob doesn't like imports. Period. Well, maybe a Ferrari or Lambo would be OK.:mrgreen:

well you lissen unstable bob. idk where im going with this cause im drunk

:rofl: :lol:

I had a guy in a miata try racing me from a stop light back in the day when I ran low 12s. It was not pretty for him. LOL .

Don't lie, you know you got smoked. :rofl: :rofl:

lol yeah after I left off hahaha

hey unstable bob would you mind talking some sense into my ricer little brother. he drives a miata :(


and as far as getting smoked by a miata i shouldnt be saying this but my little brothers stockish miata is faster then that thing i call a camaro :(

Put the kid on the line...I'd be glad to talk to 'em! :mrgreen:
And no offence...but what kinda Camaro you driving? One of those 4 cylinder 3rd gens? :shock:

close a 6 cylinder thirdgen :(





ill have a real car again soon i hope in the middle of searching for one

Good luck in yer search, my brother! And may you find something that will smoke yer brother's Miata without breaking a sweat! :nod:

pasta rockets are A-OK :)

Nooooo theyre not imports- Theyre Exotics!

I gotta say, we had a guy on the race team who bought a $900 miata, put a new clutch in it, about 2k in suspension, new wheels and tires, and that thing handled like it was on rails. Could def use a few more horsepwoer, but u got thing into the twisties and it was some fun

Hey Bob, at least the Miata is RWD. And maybe a manual trans. Always look on the bright side of life..... :whistle:

Lissen, Bozo: A MIATA IS AN IMPORT, AND IMPORTS SUCK!!! Plus it is a CHICK CAR! And that adds to the SUCK FACTOR! I don't care if it is 8 WHEEL DRIVE AND HAS A 9 SPEED MANUAL! IT SUCKS!!!:evil:

I was just trying to make you feel better. :)

It is a chick car, no doubt. Help him put an LSX in it.

Wanna make me happy? Trade my nephew one of yer F bods for his Miata. Then join me in a sludge hammer party on the Miata! :twisted:

I could help you with the latter, not the former....

It would be cheaper for me to buy you a steak.