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		|  04-14-2009, 09:27 AM | #1 |  
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			So I was going like 120 and ran over a few kiddies but the cop had no right to give me a ticket!!      
Anyways, what should I wear to court tonight? Any tips?
		
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		|  04-14-2009, 09:40 AM | #2 |  
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			lol?
		 
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			wtf. uhhh a suit?
		 
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		|  04-14-2009, 09:48 AM | #4 |  
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			A suit?
		 
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		|  04-14-2009, 09:48 AM | #5 |  
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			wifebeater should be fine.
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		|  04-14-2009, 09:55 AM | #6 |  
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			I guess I should borrow a turd gen too?
		 
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		|  04-14-2009, 10:14 AM | #7 |  
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					Originally Posted by Tsar  wifebeater should be fine. |  With a mustard stain. You have to have the stain- it will knock a reckless down to a careless or a careless down to an unsafe.
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		|  04-14-2009, 10:15 AM | #8 |  
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			I don't even think I own a wife beater   
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			i would go with a moo moo
		 
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			Wear a shirt that says "I have an LT1".  The judge will obviously see your supremacy and drop all charges.
		 
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					Originally Posted by Frosty  Wear a shirt that says "I have an LT1".  The judge will obviously see your supremacy and drop all charges. |  Bahah Best response yet!    
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					Originally Posted by Shownomercy  Bahah Best response yet!   |  Yeah. You couldn't have been speeding because your opti was too busy failing.
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		|  04-14-2009, 10:53 AM | #13 |  
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			Too bad it was it the saturn! 
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					Originally Posted by Shownomercy  Too bad it was it the saturn! 
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		|  04-14-2009, 11:11 AM | #15 |  
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			Bahahah, grow an opti, now thats a new one!
		 
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		|  04-14-2009, 11:20 AM | #16 |  
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			did you hear about that russian guy with a fur tree growing in his lung? crazy
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			wear a chicken costume. but u have to be wearing a cluck-u shirt or they won't take u seriously.
		 
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					Originally Posted by madness410  wear a chicken costume. but u have to be wearing a cluck-u shirt or they won't take u seriously. |  ...and his next post will be from Ancora Psychiatric Hospital    
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		|  04-14-2009, 01:38 PM | #19 |  
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			haha, there was maybe one helpful response, and it was from one of the thread ruiners. Its funny how everyone ruins the thread ruiners threads.
		 
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		|  04-14-2009, 02:58 PM | #20 |  
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			no no  no wife beaters are out of date. u gotta wear ur jeans really low like low enough so u cant walk right and a do-rag repin ur colors. oh and some gold chains to show of ur wealth and prepare a statement about how you overcame the poverty of your neighborhood to be a very succesful traficker of drugs.
 Or if u wanna have shot in hell wear a suit and get shave and hair cut
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		|  04-14-2009, 03:02 PM | #21 |  
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			something nice but not overly nice. like the sweater and jeans idea.
		 
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			wear your sweatpants that have "pink" written on the ass. tell him you own a LT1 and he will feel sorrow for you and cut you a break   |  
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		|  04-14-2009, 03:43 PM | #23 |  
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			Awesome advice! 
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			open up with telling the judge that you want to file a lawsuit for the damage the kids did to your car
		 
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