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10-10-2005, 09:25 PM
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No lovin for koll
Ok, so I was practly given the opportunity for sex with a decent looking girl. It was goin down today.....
Until I was moving **** in the garage. My hands were all dirty and slippery and dropped the 454 head on my left foot. Needless to say im hobbling around now.
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K0ll is a hick and has a veritable fleet of 1980-early 90's GM vehicles :mullet:
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10-10-2005, 09:26 PM
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Token v6 Guy
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Work the sympathy angle!!!!
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10-10-2005, 09:28 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
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I fail to see how your hurt foot should affect the situation? Since when do you need feet for sex? Or... are you one of those types?!... 
JW 
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10-10-2005, 09:31 PM
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MIR
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thats even better dude. you are hurt, she will sorry for you so now you might get away with doing absolutely nothing and she will do anything to you. Go get it!
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10-10-2005, 09:31 PM
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Token v6 Guy
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Or... are you one of those types?!... |
Koll has a foot fetish???
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10-10-2005, 09:32 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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GO FOR IT!!!! just like everyone said play the sympathy angle!
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10-10-2005, 09:35 PM
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Resident Camera Guy
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YOU DONT NEED YOUR FOOT YOU IDIOT!
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10-10-2005, 09:36 PM
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Home Breaker
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you are one huge mofo. i bet you dropped like a sack of potatoes.
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yea hi. i'm Jeanne-Marie. bye
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Originally Posted by unstable bob gable
I'm gonna start calling JM "sunny," because she is SO FRIGGIN' HAWT!!!!
JM FTW!!!
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10-10-2005, 09:38 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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ur a pussy hit that ****
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10-10-2005, 09:43 PM
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WEAK!
~Ted
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10-10-2005, 09:58 PM
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YOU DONT NEED YOUR FOOT YOU IDIOT!
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10-10-2005, 10:04 PM
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The girl would only have sex if I danced like this
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K0ll is a hick and has a veritable fleet of 1980-early 90's GM vehicles :mullet:
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10-10-2005, 10:17 PM
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unless he was looking for a reason NOT to get laid
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10-10-2005, 10:19 PM
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Home Breaker
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he used to have a crush on boon..........
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yea hi. i'm Jeanne-Marie. bye
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Originally Posted by unstable bob gable
I'm gonna start calling JM "sunny," because she is SO FRIGGIN' HAWT!!!!
JM FTW!!!
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10-10-2005, 10:20 PM
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haha I just thought..Koll is so ****in tall..the acceleration that head picked up at 9.8 meters per second squared..is pretty damn fast! 
~Ted
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10-10-2005, 10:27 PM
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haha I just thought..Koll is so ****in tall..the acceleration that head picked up at 9.8 meters per second squared..is pretty damn fast!
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Yeah.
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K0ll is a hick and has a veritable fleet of 1980-early 90's GM vehicles :mullet:
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10-10-2005, 11:08 PM
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NJFBOA Co-Founder
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if you need your foot for sex you have things wwwaaaayyyyyyy wrong bro.
later
tim
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10-10-2005, 11:15 PM
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Fidget Lover
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unless he was looking for a reason NOT to get laid
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or maybe he's just a flaming, gigantic queer...like the jolly green giant...minus the green skin, leotard, and delicious corn
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just for the record...whos falus is lodged in your sfincter
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10-10-2005, 11:18 PM
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unless he was looking for a reason NOT to get laid
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good call..that is delicious corn
~Ted
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10-11-2005, 06:24 AM
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Tell her you broke your foot kickin some guys ass for talkin **** about her.
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Steve has a thing for sheep....
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10-11-2005, 06:33 AM
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The conversation is documented in my profile on AIM.
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2/20/2013: They Day the ****s Stopped
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10-11-2005, 09:19 AM
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MIR
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sp did u get any?
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10-11-2005, 09:27 AM
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14 Second Club
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if you need your foot for sex you have things wwwaaaayyyyyyy wrong bro.
later
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You are really the last person who should be talking about techniques for having sex.
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K0ll is a hick and has a veritable fleet of 1980-early 90's GM vehicles :mullet:
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10-11-2005, 11:44 AM
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 by butterfingers
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Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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10-11-2005, 01:20 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
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sympathy....haha man you boys know nothing in trying to get with girls!!! 
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they call me the nutcracker  but thats not really all that true 
yeah everyone knows my car is a pos but thats ok...im still better than you!
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