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12-21-2006, 08:41 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Hillsborough, NJ
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Judge Rules on Dead Deer Sex
You just can't make this **** up.
- Dave
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1122061deer1.html
Man who had relations with Animal carcass must stand trial
 NOVEMBER 22--A Wisconsin man who argued that he could not be prosecuted for having sex with a deer because the animal was dead at the time, was dealt a legal setback today when a judge rejected a motion seeking dismissal of a criminal charge against him. As a result of Circuit Court Judge Michael Lucci's ruling, defendant Bryan James Hathaway, 20, will have to stand trial for his alleged assault last month of the deer carcass. In his ruling (a copy of which you'll find below), Lucci denied a November 7 motion filed by Hathaway's lawyer, Fredric Anderson, which argued that the deer ceased being an animal upon its death (Hathaway, pictured at right, allegedly found the carcass in a roadside ditch). Anderson contended that a charge of sexual gratification with an animal could not be sustained because "the term 'animal' refers to a living organism, not a carcass." Lucci, however, noted that "most people understand that an animal does not necessarily cease being or qualifying as an animal or even being referred to as an animal once it's dead." He added that the "primary focus" of Wisconsin's criminal statute dealing with crimes against sexual morality is on "human behavior and on protecting sexual morality in the community, and not necessarily on animal protection." (4 pages)
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12-21-2006, 08:44 AM
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MIR
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im gonna go with an "ewwwww" on this one.
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12-21-2006, 09:35 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Wayne, NJ
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where is that throw up smilies 
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12-21-2006, 09:47 AM
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Keyboard Tough Guy
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Location: Trenton, NJ
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When asked how it felt to be inside a dead deer his reply was "Warm like apple pie" 
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12-21-2006, 09:51 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Boston/North
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****ed up.
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Originally Posted by BonzoHansen
dumbass.
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12-21-2006, 09:53 AM
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12 Second Club
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lol hicks
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12-21-2006, 09:56 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Central, NJ
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Just when you think you've heard everything....WTF!?!
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12-21-2006, 09:57 AM
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why? just why? 
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12-21-2006, 10:08 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rafterman
why? just why? |
some have very low standards, plus is was fuzzy looking
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12-21-2006, 10:41 AM
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Admin.
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Hamilton, NJ
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His mother must be so proud.
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The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand. Or so I have read.
Feather-light suspension, Konis just couldn't hold. I'm so glad I took a look inside your showroom doors.
Hey everybody, it's good to have you on the Baba-too-da-ba-too-ba-ba-buh-doo-ga-ga-bop-a-dop
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12-21-2006, 10:54 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Ewing, NJ
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All i Can Say IS WTF! DISCUSTNG!
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12-21-2006, 10:55 AM
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Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla / Admin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DieselKickYoAss4Sure
All i Can Say IS WTF! DISCUSTNG!
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Yeah, and it's disgusting too!
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12-21-2006, 11:03 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Ewing, NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WildBillyT
Yeah, and it's disgusting too!
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Sorry!
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12-21-2006, 11:16 AM
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Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla / Admin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DieselKickYoAss4Sure
Sorry!
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12-21-2006, 11:31 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Ewing, NJ
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this will make the next super troopers movie DEER FCKER!
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(88 Dodge Dakota w/ \'97 318 5spd.)
(82 Chevy Silverado -Crew Cab, Dualie w/ 11ltr Caterpillar 3208 diesel out of concrete pump bolted up to TH400 w/ 22% overdrive.)
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12-21-2006, 12:13 PM
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Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla / Admin
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DieselKickYoAss4Sure
this will make the next super troopers movie DEER FCKER!
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But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun. His shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
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12-22-2006, 05:50 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Williamstown/Atlantic City, NJ
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WOW.....yeah...so u think u've herd it all and then u read this..... ...WTF is wrong with people?!?!!?!?
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12-22-2006, 07:29 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Vineland
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Quote:
Originally Posted by WildBillyT
But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun. His shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
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IM GONNA PISTOL WHIP THE NEXT GUY THAT SAYS SHENANIGANS!!
thats hilarious, who filed the complaint against him (how did this end up in court) i dont feel like reading the whole thing
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12-22-2006, 09:31 PM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Brando56894
IM GONNA PISTOL WHIP THE NEXT GUY THAT SAYS SHENANIGANS!!
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SHENANIGANS!!SHENANIGANS!!SHENANIGANS!!SHENANIGANS !!SHENANIGANS!!
SHENANIGANS!!SHENANIGANS!!SHENANIGANS!!SHENANIGANS !!SHENANIGANS!!
SHENANIGANS!!SHENANIGANS!!SHENANIGANS!!SHENANIGANS !!SHENANIGANS!!
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THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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12-22-2006, 09:32 PM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
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N' as far as the deer story goes...EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
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unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND,
ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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12-22-2006, 10:12 PM
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BadMod
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: hamilton, nj
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bet he owns a third gen
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So much stupid, so little time.
Quote:
Originally Posted by 79CamaroDiva
It started before I drove your car. I just have to look at it the wrong way and your car poops parts.
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Mercerville MotorSports, LLC
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12-22-2006, 10:13 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Edison
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****ed up as hell.
It would suck to be the person banging the dead deer, and the person who saw the deer being banged by this redneck!!
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12-22-2006, 10:48 PM
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BadMod
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: hamilton, nj
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so would rafterman be the deer or the guy?
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So much stupid, so little time.
Quote:
Originally Posted by 79CamaroDiva
It started before I drove your car. I just have to look at it the wrong way and your car poops parts.
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12-22-2006, 11:47 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Boston/North
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cbrrmike
so would rafterman be the deer or the guy?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BonzoHansen
dumbass.
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12-23-2006, 12:10 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Haledon, NJ
Posts: 5,162
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wow that is gross
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