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07-29-2008, 07:37 AM
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So what special talents does your pet have?
I thought our dog had a special ability to detect where rocks were underground and then dig them up for me! But it turns out, her real talent is detecting roots underground and digging them out to chew them in half!  Apparently, the rock was just in the way of the root so that was a surprise bonus! She also likes to chew on humans.  So far, it's just live humans but I would to see what she would do with a not live human!
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07-29-2008, 08:34 AM
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my dog absolutely loves to leave me special surprises overnight where he sleeps. Butlately he's not so generous. Idk what happened... *evil laugh*
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07-29-2008, 08:41 AM
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My collie is a magician - he can make entire tables of food disappear when we're not looking.
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07-29-2008, 08:48 AM
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Token v6 Guy
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My cat performs brain surgery on the weekends.
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07-29-2008, 10:31 AM
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Queen of Destruction / NJFBOA Supporting Sponsor / Moderator / 12 Second Club / 2006 Member of the Year / PITA
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my dog can unwrap anything with her teeth and paws without putting holes in it so it looks like a human did it. including saran wrap, lollipops, tums, whatever.
when I lived at my parents house the cats and dog would team up together, the dog would be the muscle and the cats would the brains and they'd figure out how to knock over and open all of their giant bags of food that were in latched containers.
Now I have two cats in my apartment, one of them is new to the family. They're talents are finding noisy things to play with at 5am, unplugging my interweb while I'm trying to work, somehow making two big bowls of water disappear, and of course, sleeping on the clothes i'd like to wear the next day.
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07-29-2008, 11:05 AM
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my dog would make an excellent soccer goalie. he's got some basketballs that i kick around the yard and he goes after and brings back to me (he's a retriever, ya know). but when he's tired of chasing them, he will block the kick. sometimes, he wants to play keep away, as in keep the ball away from me so i don't kick it away. i've even tried kicking them over his head, but he leaps up and gives the ball a header with his nose. he's really very talented.
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07-29-2008, 12:55 PM
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My dog retrieves rabbits. He'll catch them, come to the door with it in his mouth, and stare at me. I tell him to drop it, the bunny falls to the ground in unreal shock, shakes itself off, and darts away. He doesn't kill them, somehow, he just picks them up and carries them around the yard. Strange...
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07-29-2008, 01:00 PM
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My 3 have incredibly accurate biological clocks. They're all very good at letting me know when it's dinner time! Lily sometimes tries lobbying for an earlier time, but I've been holding my ground..haha.
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07-29-2008, 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted by slugger27nj
My 3 have incredibly accurate biological clocks. They're all very good at letting me know when it's dinner time! Lily sometimes tries lobbying for an earlier time, but I've been holding my ground..haha.
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hahaha, yeah. my dog knows when its 6:00. Every night. its her tummy clock.
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07-29-2008, 01:39 PM
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my pet... can.............. uhhh.....
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07-29-2008, 02:59 PM
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Mr Fantastic
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well with my dog, i take peanut butter and put it on my
neeeevermind
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07-29-2008, 03:02 PM
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I will beat you with a toaster!
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Mine chewed through a gate and **** on the floor...Talent! Actually, he knows how to unlock child safety gates, and even opens the swinging gate...but this one does neither so he chewed threw it.
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07-29-2008, 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Untamed
My collie is a magician - he can make entire tables of food disappear when we're not looking.
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Mine's got ridiculous self control. I can leave a plate of floor on the food and she won't touch it, nevermind the table
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Originally Posted by 79CamaroDiva
hahaha, yeah. my dog knows when its 6:00. Every night. its her tummy clock.
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I've managed to train my dog to go for walks w/o a leash and to stay in my yard without a fence. If only I could get her to stop eating goose ****
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07-29-2008, 04:45 PM
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Meet Coordinator
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my little girl kitten is an escape artist....can't lock her up worth a damn. she is also growing interest with xbox live. she will sit on my lap and watch me play. sometimes she paws and bites the controller some. ill let you guys know when she gets her first kill!
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07-29-2008, 04:53 PM
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Resident Camera Guy
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My dog also has an accurate tummy clock. He is a cunning laundry thief. He'll casually stroll into the room and make off with something, then run laps around the house show boating. Other then that he is a very protective Jack who barks at everyone and everything that walks by our house.
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07-29-2008, 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by ar0ck
My dog also has an accurate tummy clock. He is a cunning laundry thief. He'll casually stroll into the room and make off with something, then run laps around the house show boating. Other then that he is a very protective Jack who barks at everyone and everything that walks by our house.
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that reminds me.. one of my gf's cats likes to steal her bras
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07-29-2008, 05:20 PM
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Queen of Destruction / NJFBOA Supporting Sponsor / Moderator / 12 Second Club / 2006 Member of the Year / PITA
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Originally Posted by Knipps
that reminds me.. one of my gf's cats likes to steal her bras 
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my kitten does that. brings them all over the apartment. he's gonna get me in trouble one day..
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07-29-2008, 06:50 PM
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my dog can poop sideways on walls.
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07-29-2008, 11:30 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Knipps
Mine's got ridiculous self control. I can leave a plate of floor on the food and she won't touch it, nevermind the table
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so u put plates of floor on the food?!?!?! amazizing!
...no wonder why the dog has such good self control. i know i wouldnt want a plate of floor on my food. lol
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07-30-2008, 07:56 AM
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my dog has the ridiculous tummy clock too!
you can also point anywhere and he'll look where you point on command....
and lately he's been quite the actor..... you'll "shoot" him with your fingers and he'll make a dramatic plop on the floor.
the last time he layed down crawled a little and then "died"
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07-30-2008, 08:13 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bandit88
my dog has the ridiculous tummy clock too!
you can also point anywhere and he'll look where you point on command....
and lately he's been quite the actor..... you'll "shoot" him with your fingers and he'll make a dramatic plop on the floor.
the last time he layed down crawled a little and then "died"
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lol, my old dog used to do that. It was hilarious
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07-30-2008, 08:14 AM
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so u put plates of floor on the food?!?!?! amazizing!
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07-30-2008, 08:32 AM
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I <3 sheep
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Originally Posted by bandit88
and lately he's been quite the actor..... you'll "shoot" him with your fingers and he'll make a dramatic plop on the floor.
the last time he layed down crawled a little and then "died"
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thats awesome
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07-30-2008, 03:34 PM
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 I need more sleep before posting on here (yes I know it was only 6pm)
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07-31-2008, 06:16 AM
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Originally Posted by SupermanX24
lol, my old dog used to do that. It was hilarious
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which one?
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Originally Posted by SteveR
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thank you  I'm quite proud of him 
the only thing that doesn't stop is his stubby little tail..... haven't figured out how yet
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yep. jenn loves teh leghumping.. so much so that most ppl dont realize her name belongs to a chick 
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