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02-03-2006, 10:10 PM
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Queen of Destruction / NJFBOA Supporting Sponsor / Moderator / 12 Second Club / 2006 Member of the Year / PITA
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Chuck Norris's response
http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx
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Originally Posted by Chuck Norris
I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
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02-04-2006, 12:26 AM
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chuck norris is a tool
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and 1 more smart ass answer by you and i'm going to reach into this monitor and grab you by the throat
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02-04-2006, 01:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Ian
chuck norris is a tool
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a tool of mass destruction
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02-04-2006, 01:31 AM
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Law & Order
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02-04-2006, 02:20 AM
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Originally Posted by GP99GT
a tool of mass destruction
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I fell out of my chair...just thought Id let you know that. I continued to stumble after reading Alex's post after yours.
Ian, in the mail tomorrow, you will get a picture of Chuck Norris crouching.
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02-04-2006, 03:46 AM
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it was that funny al  and yea he is a tool
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02-04-2006, 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted by BigAls87Z28
Ian, in the mail tomorrow, you will get a picture of Chuck Norris crouching.
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crouching norris, hidden space station?
i like how he uses the opportunity to plug his books.
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02-04-2006, 10:57 AM
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MIR
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Originally Posted by jims69camaro
crouching norris, hidden space station?
i like how he uses the oppotunity to plug his books.
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Mr. Space Station would definately own Norris.... 
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02-04-2006, 12:10 PM
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Banned Camp Director Emeritus
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Mr. Space Station would definately own Norris.... |
I'm gonna have to agree. not because space station is awesome (because he's not), but because chuck norris is complete weaksauce!
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and 1 more smart ass answer by you and i'm going to reach into this monitor and grab you by the throat
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Last edited by Ian; 02-06-2006 at 08:24 PM.
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02-06-2006, 07:01 PM
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Don't ***** with CHUCK!
I hope nobody is within 100 miles of Mr. Norris right now or the blast from his ironic laughter will make u go deaf!
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02-07-2006, 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Dark_Knight7096
I hope nobody is within 100 miles of Mr. Norris right now or the blast from his moronic laughter will make u go deaf!
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mhm.
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02-07-2006, 01:14 PM
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Queen of Destruction / NJFBOA Supporting Sponsor / Moderator / 12 Second Club / 2006 Member of the Year / PITA
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uhh....
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02-07-2006, 01:18 PM
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02-07-2006, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by GP99GT
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Steve has a thing for sheep....
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02-07-2006, 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted by GP99GT
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! Half the water in my mouth just went onto the computer screen haha
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02-07-2006, 10:04 PM
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02-08-2006, 01:29 PM
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10 Second Club
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ROTFLMAO
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