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Steven Seagal
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04-23-2006, 01:33 PM
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Seagal Vs. Van Damme
im watchin the marathon on spike and who do u think would win a crazy ass fight between them?
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04-23-2006, 02:02 PM
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Depends on how much coke Van Damme is on, and which Steven Segal are we talking about? The mega thin one, the semi-jacked one, or the fat-boy one.
In the end, Id say Van Damme owns. Quicker moves and lets not forget the slow motion facial expressions.
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04-23-2006, 02:02 PM
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Tough call, but right now I'd pick jean claude. Seagal has gotten way too fat, but back in the day I think it would've been a closer fight
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04-23-2006, 02:10 PM
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i hate seagal, he should die in a fire
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04-23-2006, 02:17 PM
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lets just say for the sake of arguement were talkin about the semi jacked seagal
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04-23-2006, 02:19 PM
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Definately...
Chuck Norris!
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04-23-2006, 02:21 PM
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i was half tempted to throw him in 
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04-23-2006, 02:38 PM
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chuck norris does not tea bag the ladies, he potato sacks them!
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04-23-2006, 03:08 PM
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 one of the beast van damme movies is on....bloodsport!
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04-23-2006, 03:10 PM
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one of the beast van damme movies is on....bloodsport! |
yea it stands out like a least ugly chick in a big group of ugly women! 
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04-23-2006, 03:29 PM
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So what if he can do 190* splits he cant fight...even an overweight segal could kick his as yo...he'd sit on him if it came down to it to win.
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04-23-2006, 03:33 PM
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So what if he can do 190* splits he cant fight...even an overweight segal could kick his as yo...he'd sit on him if it came down to it to win.
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he would just run around him and fat seagal would eventually get tired and have a heart attack, fat people suck but it is a good way to weed out the weakest 
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04-23-2006, 03:34 PM
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Van Damme did beat Bolo.
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04-23-2006, 04:06 PM
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And Van Damme got his ass KICKED by his former body guard Chuck Zito when he started mouthing off to him in a NY club. Although I think Zito would tear up segal too.
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04-23-2006, 04:07 PM
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And Van Damme got his ass KICKED by his former body guard Chuck Zito when he started mouthing off to him in a NY club. Although I think Zito would tear up segal too.
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04-23-2006, 04:15 PM
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Unfortunately not but I can show u a pic of Zito, he's a black belt, a former golden gloves champ, etc, etc, yadda, yadda, he's been a member of the Hell's Angels for 25 years, he attends every single UFC event, and was a body guard for Stallone and Mickey Rourke as well as Van Damme.
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04-23-2006, 04:17 PM
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damn i can see him kicking van dammes ass, but someone should tell him to ease up on the 'roids.
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04-23-2006, 04:29 PM
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Watching bloodsport i have to say segal wins in my book, now that I'm remembering, I don't ever recall there being any movies in which segal walks away from the camera in the moonlight showing us his bare ass. Correct me if I'm wrong but I don't see guy, martial arts movies including male nudity, that's just me.
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04-23-2006, 04:54 PM
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No offense all...but van dame is a pussy...that little jumpy **** he does is called gymnastics, its not even a form of martial arts...segal is and will always be the ****, fat or not...by the way...what is wrong with fat people???I'm rather lumpy looking, but I'm a mean Mother ****er!!! 
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04-23-2006, 05:02 PM
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Who gives a **** if hes fat. Segal would whip out a shotgun and blow his ****ing brains out Lets see Van Damme dodge a shotgun slug 
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04-23-2006, 05:04 PM
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Remember the glimmer man? Segal was talking to that gang all calm and then pulled a razor out and started slittin throats! Segal is hardcore!
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04-23-2006, 05:04 PM
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No offense all...but van dame is a pussy...that little jumpy **** he does is called gymnastics, its not even a form of martial arts...segal is and will always be the ****, fat or not...by the way...what is wrong with fat people???I'm rather lumpy looking, but I'm a mean Mother ****er!!!
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i guess we gonna have another fat disscussion since i think im the only one who said anything against fat people in this thread. i usually make a generalization about fat people, i know its not true for all but still. In my mind if you are fat, im talking about those super fat ****s walking around the street, then you are lazy and dont take care of yourself and you obvisouly dont give a **** what others think of you. So why should I? i mean how hard is it to lose a few pounds? i also dont take that genetics crap as an excuse, why? because everyone uses it and most dont even try to exercise and eat right? How hard is it for a fat person to lose 20 pounds? its not hard at all, the fatter you are the faster the weight will come off. i think all it comes down to is just lazyness - ok ill finish my ranting. no offense to anyone
oh maybe i care about peoples looks too much i dunno 
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04-23-2006, 05:13 PM
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Van Damme is a balerina!!!!
My vote goes for Segal circa mid 80's up to Under Siege.
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04-23-2006, 05:13 PM
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What's he gonna do? Sell Segal a Total Gym 1500?!
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04-23-2006, 05:16 PM
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Segal will break your neck!
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