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			Why are women's feet smaller then mens?So they can stand closer to counter when making dinner
 
 Why dont women wear watches?
 Caues there is a clock on the stove
 
 Why are wedding dresses white?
 To match the rest of the kitchen appliances
 
 Why do you say to a women with two black eyes?
 Nothing, you told her twice already
 
 How many men does it take to open a beer?
 None, it should have been open when the wife brought it to you
 
 
 This and more on Big Al's new comedy cd coming this fall....
 
				__________________2/20/2013: They Day the ****s Stopped
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