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Old 12-16-2008, 08:21 AM   #26
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****ing! transmission pump! this is the second time ****ing pos car!
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Old 12-16-2008, 09:36 AM   #27
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Wife: "How long is THIS going to take to fix?"

Me: "I dunno, 20 minutes maybe."

An hour later, I'm still under the truck, fighting with whatever I was trying to fix, screaming in my best Lewis Black impersonation, "Son of a bitch!!!!"

It happens every time I have some project to do. It always takes longer than it should; doesn't matter if I'm working on my Jeep, or my wife's Jeep, or the Monte.
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Old 12-16-2008, 09:43 AM   #28
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It happens every time I have some project to do. It always takes longer than it should;
Same here, JM can attest to that

Usually I just curse a lot or "fook it, I'll finish it another time" and occasionally I do the tool throw
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Old 12-16-2008, 09:44 AM   #29
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you ****ing peice of **** **** hore slut **** **** give me a ford wrench i need a bigger ****ing ford wrench then **** where that bolt go ****ing lt1 eat all my ****ing tools then a wrench or rachet go flying across the shop and always brake then it off to sears

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Old 12-16-2008, 10:05 AM   #30
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you ****ing peice of **** **** hore slut **** **** give me a ford wrench i need a bigger ****ing ford wrench then **** where that bolt go ****ing lt1 eat all my ****ing tools then a wrench or rachet go flying across the shop and always brake then it off to sears
No hun, you take the wipers off turn em around and try explaining (drunk) why they need to put one wiper on the hood to keep it dry. lol I miss garage nights!
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Old 12-16-2008, 10:32 AM   #31
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More times than not when I was working in a shop I found myself saying

"3 out of 4 bolts aint bad..."
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Old 12-16-2008, 10:32 AM   #32
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of course this had to happen today

****ing thing sucks!

this is so ****ing gay

this ****ing sucks

**** this

ow wtf

****ing ________(inset make of car)
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Old 12-16-2008, 11:50 AM   #33
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Old 12-16-2008, 12:00 PM   #34
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occasionally I do the tool throw
deadtrend does that too.
especially on the 88. those two don't have a good relationship.
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Old 12-16-2008, 02:44 PM   #35
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Knock Knock ... Whos there
A Rod???? WTF!!! **** **** ****
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Old 12-16-2008, 02:45 PM   #36
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There goes another F**kin 10 Bolt!
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Old 12-16-2008, 02:50 PM   #37
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**** this.
Thats pretty much what I say all the time followed by a slamming of the hood, garage door, or back door.
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Old 12-16-2008, 03:17 PM   #38
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Who the **** designed this like this?
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Old 12-16-2008, 03:38 PM   #39
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Who the **** designed this like this?
Engineers should be mechanics before they design anything
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Old 12-16-2008, 03:38 PM   #40
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Old 12-16-2008, 03:49 PM   #41
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Nope. Bean counters shouldn't cut the balls off a good design.
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Old 12-16-2008, 04:11 PM   #42
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usually its,
"you have to be ****ing kidding me!!"
"Im going to shoot whoever designed this!"
"**** **** ass bitch!"
"damnit!"
"oops", then back to the top
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Old 12-16-2008, 04:58 PM   #43
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Wife: "How long is THIS going to take to fix?"

Me: "I dunno, 20 minutes maybe."

An hour later, I'm still under the truck, fighting with whatever I was trying to fix, screaming in my best Lewis Black impersonation, "Son of a bitch!!!!"

It happens every time I have some project to do. It always takes longer than it should; doesn't matter if I'm working on my Jeep, or my wife's Jeep, or the Monte.

....Thats called running on "Chris time" LOL.
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"the guy who put this together should be shot"
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Old 12-16-2008, 05:33 PM   #45
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I saw this on my Grand Prix forums figured I'd bring a taste of it over here

Basically just post up what is normally said while working on your car good and bad it doens't matter. Lets give it a shot..



"Here weird engine noises or rattleing ...
Turns music up
Hey it went away (in my head f**k i gotta look at that later)"

"This part isn't critical neither important either you dont need to or it can wait"

"You dont need that (tosses nut,bolt,part,ect...)"

"YOU ATE ANOTHER 10mm/13mm/ 1/2in / 15mm WTF!!!!!"

"Where does this part go I have recollection here"


"*drops something*

listens for clank.

checks beneath car.

looks back in engine bay.

checks beneath car again hoping that somehow terminal velocity in the engine bay is slower than the rest of the world.

acceptance kicks in.

swearing proceeds."
I think I've bought 3 or 4 of those damn 10mm sockets from Sears....they never break....or around long enough.....they always fall into the engine bay and NEVER hit the floor.....NEVER......
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Old 12-16-2008, 10:49 PM   #46
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If I have extra parts left when I'm done doing something, I like to tell myself I outsmarted the engineers

I also like to make threats to people I've never met, like "I'm going to take boxing lessons for a year and fly to detroit and beat the crap out of anyone who had a hand in the production of this car!"
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Old 12-17-2008, 12:45 AM   #47
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I tend to curse at small bolts that dont thread or things just out of reach, or things that are just on the cusp of coming out.

Its mostly cursing, and not your convetional ****, ****, ass...its deeper. Usually combining of words into compound words, or just a merging of two words.
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Old 12-17-2008, 04:34 PM   #48
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"time for the heat wrench"

"what size do you need?"
"just grab the vise-grips"

Dad: "we'll fix that next time you break something"

"we're getting a lift" (at least 6 times a year)

or that deathly feeling you get when you take the intake off, and miraculously a bolt resting on top of it got over looked and falls. you sit there hoping it doesn't make it all the way through, knowing that this is gonna take much longer than initially planned. no words can describe that.
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"Torquing Head studs .... I think this ones gonna be good, click... snap F@#K!!!!!"
"There goes another one! "
"Oh yeah wait till I get the torch then we'll see who plays boss"
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Old 12-18-2008, 08:25 AM   #50
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"Torquing Head studs .... I think this ones gonna be good, click... snap F@#K!!!!!"
"There goes another one! "
"Oh yeah wait till I get the torch then we'll see who plays boss"
Whose head studs are you snapping??
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