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12-15-2008, 09:31 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Union NJ
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Things We Say While working on our Cars
I saw this on my Grand Prix forums figured I'd bring a taste of it over here
Basically just post up what is normally said while working on your car good and bad it doens't matter. Lets give it a shot..
"Here weird engine noises or rattleing ...
Turns music up
Hey it went away (in my head f**k i gotta look at that later)"
"This part isn't critical neither important either you dont need to or it can wait"
"You dont need that (tosses nut,bolt,part,ect...)"
"YOU ATE ANOTHER 10mm/13mm/ 1/2in / 15mm WTF!!!!!"
"Where does this part go I have recollection here"
"*drops something*
listens for clank.
checks beneath car.
looks back in engine bay.
checks beneath car again hoping that somehow terminal velocity in the engine bay is slower than the rest of the world.
acceptance kicks in.
swearing proceeds."
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12-15-2008, 09:34 PM
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Mongo the Meet Coordinator
Join Date: May 2008
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"hmmm do I need EGR or AIR, well they will be a pain to reinstall, sooooo fook that"
Or, "hmm maybe I should install the EWP into the ignition switch"
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Originally Posted by KirkEvil
repo bigals turd gen and part it out to a loving home
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12-15-2008, 09:39 PM
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Mongo the Meet Coordinator
Join Date: May 2008
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Or realizing after doing something major, that you have a large pile of nuts/bolts without a home, but the damn thing runs fine......
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Originally Posted by KirkEvil
repo bigals turd gen and part it out to a loving home
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12-15-2008, 09:39 PM
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13 Second Club
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Netcong, NJ
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"**** **** mother****er **** son of a ****"
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2019 Toyota Tacoma TRD Pro ... M6, Voodoo Blue Fun Machine
1987 Pontiac Trans Am ... 305 TPI, T5, Project Car
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12-15-2008, 09:42 PM
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Meet Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: brick/pt. pleasant beach
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****in opti 
finaggle it in there
get the bigger hammer
**** it, i'll fix it tomorrow.
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12-15-2008, 09:44 PM
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Mongo the Meet Coordinator
Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 16,941
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goddamn mother ****ing stupid ass car.
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Originally Posted by KirkEvil
repo bigals turd gen and part it out to a loving home
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12-15-2008, 09:48 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 493
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Just about there... *clank*
****ING HEADER BOLT... JUST ****ING DO THAT, DO EXACTLY THAT. **** ME.
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2012 Caprice
Last edited by lastcall190; 12-15-2008 at 09:48 PM.
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12-15-2008, 09:48 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2007
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where did this come from
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12-15-2008, 09:51 PM
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Mongo the Meet Coordinator
Join Date: May 2008
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The land of randomness.
And this one, last spark plug after a head/cam swap.
Don't cross thread it and don't snap it, ok ok, *clink* and half a spark plug falls down.
****!!!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KirkEvil
repo bigals turd gen and part it out to a loving home
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12-15-2008, 10:01 PM
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BadMod
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: hamilton, nj
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**** **** **** **** **** **** is what i say every time i touch my car
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So much stupid, so little time.
Quote:
Originally Posted by 79CamaroDiva
It started before I drove your car. I just have to look at it the wrong way and your car poops parts.
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Mercerville MotorSports, LLC
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12-15-2008, 10:01 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2007
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where did that ****ing bolt walk off to now?
Last edited by Saitin; 12-15-2008 at 10:02 PM.
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12-15-2008, 10:03 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2004
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(As I'm trying to reach the back intake manifold bolts)
"****!!!!"
I then go and grab a pair of snips and cut off those ****ing plastic things that protrude downward that the GM engineer thought would be a very hilarious prank. That *******.
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12-15-2008, 10:05 PM
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Mongo the Meet Coordinator
Join Date: May 2008
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( The first start up after cam)
"Should I put teh hood on or catback? "
**** no!
Annnnd my neighborhood hates me now.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by KirkEvil
repo bigals turd gen and part it out to a loving home
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12-15-2008, 10:14 PM
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I will beat you with a toaster!
Join Date: Sep 2004
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"Please let THIS transmission stay together"
"I wonder how long it will take me to break this"
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Originally Posted by Shownomercy
goddamn mother ****ing stupid ass car.
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Thats me on the 20th hour or so on the same ****ing project.
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12-15-2008, 10:16 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Union NJ
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Hey look spares! ... ? That wasnt like that before was it, shh... hide the evidence
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94 Z28 Charcoal Grey Metallic - Engine and Trans Delete Mod.. Light as Hell
07' Saturn Aura - Daily
94' Camaro LSX SWAP  someday....- Drive Way Ornament 
98' Camaro LS1 M6 - SOLD
98' GTP Forged and saw 14lbs of boost - Grenaded and SOLD
Quote:
Originally Posted by SmokingSS
the best ricers to mess with are the ones that have those annoying blue and red lights. they are very persistent, ill give them that...
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12-15-2008, 10:16 PM
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Mongo the Meet Coordinator
Join Date: May 2008
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Yup, been through 4 or 5 header installs, and by the end of the day its a miracle if any words out of my mouth are polite.
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Originally Posted by KirkEvil
repo bigals turd gen and part it out to a loving home
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12-15-2008, 10:29 PM
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Mr Fantastic
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: West Milford NJ
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"GOD ****ING DAMMIT WHERE THE **** DID THE ****ING BOLT GO **** THIS STUPID ****ING PIECE OF **** FORD IM SELLING THIS PILE OF **** **** **** GOD DAMMIT **** YOU MOTHER****ER"
that sums up my rocker installation
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B18B1 FTW
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12-15-2008, 10:35 PM
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Location: Edison, NJ
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**** this.
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1999 Z28 Convertible. 6 speed swap, wide cowl hood, full hockey stripes, and a whining 10 bolt.
2008 Sierra Vortec Max. 6.2 swapped, headers, Magnaflow catback, GMPP CAI, NHT optioned tow package.
2006 GTO, 11.48 @ 118.3
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12-15-2008, 10:47 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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when i had my other car
"who stole my other two cyclinders"
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2000 Pewter Trans am, M6, SLP Lid,LS6 intake,Kooks 1 7/8" Long tube header,Classic Chambered Powersticks, hurst,off road X-pipe, Strano springs & Koni's, Monster level 2 clutch, HPtuners wide band tuned and a homemade ram air box sealed off.
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12-15-2008, 10:48 PM
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Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla / Admin
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Parts Unknown
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How can this mother****ing piece of **** STILL have more GOD DAMN SAND in it? IT BARELY HAS ANY SHEETMETAL LEFT ON IT.
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12-15-2008, 11:07 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Galloway, NJ
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Psh, **** this, Im never doing this **** again, this is for the ****ign birds.... ( two weeks later) WTF!!!!! again!!!!???
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BigAls87Z28
Uh yeah, after they surprized buttsecks us at Pearl Harbor?
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12-15-2008, 11:24 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Old Bridge, NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by enRo
"**** **** mother****er **** son of a ****"
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That about summed it up.
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12-16-2008, 12:02 AM
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13 Second Club
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Ewing/Galloway, NJ
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im doing plugs and wires.... so ill need a case of beer, a lot of bandaids, some neosporen, a change of clothes, and a clown
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EB
99 Riviera, Bone stock, 14.34 @ 96 "Walking 5.0's in luxury" RIP
95 Cherokee, Bone stock 16.2 @ 83 "Treeing your 3rd gen and beating it to the line despite trapping less....and looking better"
93 TA, Bone stock, 13.8 @ 100 "Beating ****** drivers in ****** LS1's"
https://www.facebook.com/groups/285090241699967/
R.I.P. Tia
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12-16-2008, 12:31 AM
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12 Second Club
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Haddon Twp NJ
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"F this im going back inside" as my car sits another year on jack stands ha ha
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12-16-2008, 08:19 AM
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Stalker
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 12,083
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" **** i broke it!!!!... piece of ****!!!..... (sigh)...oh well time to upgrade... hmmm, What else does it look like i need to break...."
Last edited by V; 12-16-2008 at 08:20 AM.
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