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03-04-2005, 02:05 PM
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Chuck vs. Segal
k guys, who would win in a hand to hand combat fight?? im not talking in a movie, im talking if you went to both of their houses today grabbed them and put them in the ring, allowing them to use any fighting styles they wanted (weapons not included), who would win?
i would say chuck norris because he is the first person to become an 8th degree black belt in the western hemisphere in 4500 years...
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03-04-2005, 02:11 PM
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norris has an edge cause segal got kinda hefty...but if segal grabs him around the head its neck snapping time and its all over...
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03-04-2005, 04:15 PM
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theyre both gettin old.... can they use their canes?
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03-04-2005, 04:47 PM
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I'd go with segal,Akido is some nasty ****,also what was the name of the guy who knows Kempo from the perfect weapon i think it was called.now that guy had some quick hands,but also got heavy on the weight..
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03-04-2005, 05:08 PM
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I'd say Norris would win. the only way to find out would be to put them in some kinda MMA event, like UFC or Pride.
Speaking of Pride, i just recently started playing Pride Fighting Championships again on my PS2. I used to be really good at that game. I'm a little rusty, but I can still beat the crap out of the computer on "Hard". My created fighter is a pure wrestler (I used to wrestle back in high school and college). He can throw punches and kicks, but his main weapons are all wrestling moves. I don't usually knock anyone out. I get them to tap out 2 minutes into the match 
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03-04-2005, 06:05 PM
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can he do a spinebuster? or a powerbomb?
my character can do those, and do the rock bottom, and the people's elbow......
of course my character is on Raw Vs. Smackdown 
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03-04-2005, 07:29 PM
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can he do a spinebuster? or a powerbomb? Â*
my character can do those, and do the rock bottom, and the people's elbow......
of course my character is on Raw Vs. Smackdown |
i was talking about real wrestling, not that fake crap.
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03-04-2005, 09:09 PM
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Chuck 8)
All segal's movies suck after under siege(sp) LOL
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03-04-2005, 10:38 PM
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can he do a spinebuster? or a powerbomb? Â*
my character can do those, and do the rock bottom, and the people's elbow......
of course my character is on Raw Vs. Smackdown |
i was talking about real wrestling, not that fake crap. |
wwf crap is teh ghey :finger:
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03-05-2005, 07:16 AM
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Originally Posted by misterjuice
can he do a spinebuster? or a powerbomb? Â*
my character can do those, and do the rock bottom, and the people's elbow......
of course my character is on Raw Vs. Smackdown |
i was talking about real wrestling, not that fake crap. |
wwf crap is teh ghey Â*:finger: |
its wwe get it right pal...i havent watched more then 2 mins of wrestling in like 3 years it did get pretty ghey
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03-05-2005, 01:18 PM
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Nuff said
I think Chuck Norris is more kick ass then Steve Segal. I mean Missing in Action and Delta force. Come on 
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03-05-2005, 01:28 PM
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Segal knows his Aikido, but I think Chuck has a broader knowledge of martial arts.
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03-05-2005, 01:33 PM
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"f*ckin Chuck Norris"
Walker, Texas Ranger wouldn't be able to beat anything but his meat, and even that is questionable 
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03-05-2005, 01:45 PM
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segal is an actual real martial artist?....i thought he was just a movie guy lol
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03-05-2005, 01:46 PM
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No, he knows Aikido, those are all those arm locks and **** he does.
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03-05-2005, 01:59 PM
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No, he knows Aikido, those are all those arm locks and **** he does.
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Mr. Miyagi will beat both of them..........with a pair of chopsticks.
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03-05-2005, 02:59 PM
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Yes... yes he would...
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Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
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03-05-2005, 06:26 PM
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Segal might SOUND bad ass but that has little to do with his actual skills. Weapons then Segal, just hand to hand Norris. Come on, look at all of those bow flex commercials... the guy is in kick ass shape for his age and yeah, that whole martial art God thing he's got going for him.
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03-05-2005, 11:19 PM
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i would go with norris all the way unless he tripped and segal fell on him...in that case it would be over for chuck.
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03-06-2005, 01:24 PM
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Seagal was an Akido champion in japan, then taught martial arts to stars in LA, one of his students was a hollywood producer and the rest is history...I think segal would tear norris apart....funny this same exact post was in the LS1.com forum
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03-06-2005, 07:25 PM
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Norris...
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03-06-2005, 08:27 PM
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Segal is way too damn fat now and out of shape. Chuck all the way.
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