It must suck to be an egg

[Ian]

Artfully stolen from my friends AIM profile.

"If you think life is bad now, how would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You get eaten once. It takes four minutes to get hard, and only two minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mom! So cheer up, your life isn't that bad!"

I thought some of you might enjoy it as much as I did.

[Koll]

Old. I like this better.

when you're on it:
"it's like a party in your head and everyone's invited"

and the come down:
"the party's over and everyone's leaving but you still wanna party"
- E-Rock on Cocain