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Doing Doing Doing
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
I don't believe it, it's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
The way she moves she's like a belly dancer
She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams, I
Think someones at the door
But I don't think I'm gonna answer
Police saying freeze
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
Please, I'm a human being, I have needs
I'm not done, not till I'm finish peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
And do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
Ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive
For I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I sing, you will love it
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'
Nick I ain't never seen an ass like that
Everytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goes
Doing, doing, doing
Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
Police saying freeze
Doing doing doing
What do you mean freeze?
Geez, I just got my seat
I have ticket, look I put away, my zipper’s zipped
Please do not remove me from this movie theater please
I did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower scene
I didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
And don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PG
Mr. Officer, I demand to see my attorney
I will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be free
Free, yes, free, right back on the streets
What you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?
I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a man
And I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
Hilary Duff is not quite old enough so
I ain't never seen a butt like that
Maybe next year I'll say ass and she'll make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
The way she moves she dances like a go-go
In that video she sings get out you bozo
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is JoJo
Police saying freeze
Doing, doing, doing
What do you mean freeze?
My computers would be seized and my keys to my ranch
I just baked cookies Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of these
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this
Nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
On the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a ***
Psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
I don't think my joke is working, I must flee quick
Get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not Triumph, I am Arnold, get down
The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
So Gwen Stefani, will you pee pee on me please?
I ain't never seen an ass like that
Cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
Doing, doing, doing
**** is wrong with you? (ha!)
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05-24-2005, 07:01 PM
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Token v6 Guy
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Um.......
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05-24-2005, 08:17 PM
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what...the...****???
~Ted
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05-24-2005, 08:23 PM
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you're messed up man
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05-24-2005, 09:32 PM
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I <3 sheep
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Nice, nuthin like a lil Triumph: The Insult Comic Dog 
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Steve has a thing for sheep....
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05-24-2005, 09:39 PM
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the only thing i got to say is Y???????
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05-24-2005, 11:53 PM
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cliffnotes please!
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05-25-2005, 12:03 AM
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jon u postwhore ur actually trying to become #1 poster by next week rnt u?
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05-25-2005, 12:04 AM
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jon u postwhore ur actually trying to become #1 poster by next week rnt u?
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next week? i plan on sittin high and mighty tomorrow  i cant wait to see what bill has to say when he needs 400+ posts to catch up :P
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05-25-2005, 12:05 AM
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Originally Posted by CrAsH
jon u postwhore ur actually trying to become #1 poster by next week rnt u?
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next week? i plan on sittin high and mighty tomorrow i cant wait to see what bill has to say when he needs 400+ posts to catch up :P |
   good luck with that
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05-25-2005, 12:06 AM
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98 below now i think
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05-25-2005, 01:03 AM
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what the *****?
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Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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05-25-2005, 07:37 AM
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14 Second Club
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They are lyrics. And kase.......thats cheap.
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K0ll is a hick and has a veritable fleet of 1980-early 90's GM vehicles :mullet:
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05-25-2005, 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by CrAsH
jon u postwhore ur actually trying to become #1 poster by next week rnt u?
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next week? i plan on sittin high and mighty tomorrow i cant wait to see what bill has to say when he needs 400+ posts to catch up :P |
No way you can manage to hit 2900 posts in that timespan without blatent postwhoring.....
and I'm watching with my finger on the delete button 
- Justin
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05-25-2005, 12:03 PM
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2007 Member of the Year
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and I'm watching with my finger on the delete button Â*
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The man speaks the truth!!!!!
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WF=DF
Kommandant of the ACL (Anti Canadian League)
Quote:
Originally Posted by LTb1ow
Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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05-25-2005, 12:17 PM
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Token v6 Guy
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Originally Posted by CrAsH
jon u postwhore ur actually trying to become #1 poster by next week rnt u?
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next week? i plan on sittin high and mighty tomorrow i cant wait to see what bill has to say when he needs 400+ posts to catch up :P |
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05-25-2005, 01:54 PM
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without blatent postwhoring...
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lol...don't let him do it...
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05-25-2005, 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Tru2Chevy
without blatent postwhoring...
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lol...don't let him do it... |
***** you derek lol
and justin i know you have a very twitchy trigger finger so i have been watchin myself
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05-25-2005, 02:42 PM
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jon u postwhore ur actually trying to become #1 poster by next week rnt u?
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next week? i plan on sittin high and mighty tomorrow i cant wait to see what bill has to say when he needs 400+ posts to catch up :P |
No way you can manage to hit 2900 posts in that timespan without blatent postwhoring.....
and I'm watching with my finger on the delete button Â*
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let him get there i wanna see what bill says
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05-25-2005, 03:48 PM
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I'm sure he'll pass Bill....but he won't catch me 
- Justin
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05-25-2005, 03:52 PM
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I'm sure he'll pass Bill....but he won't catch me Â*
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only cuz you fight dirty 
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05-25-2005, 03:58 PM
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I'm sure he'll pass Bill....but he won't catch me Â*
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Dem's is fightin' words...you better play nice.
http://www.njfboa.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=4143
- Justin
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