Worth reading! What a day! 4 Races 4 Wins & stripper in

[enRo]

So Im on Rt 46 Westbound heading to Asbury to pick up Mikes headers (got soo lost), and on the way I stumbled upon the first 4 wins in Ellis Juan . First light I pull up to, its a 2-lane highway going west. So I glance over to my passenger mirror and notice a black GTI. I can hear the farting maracas from 100 feet away. He pulls up and does the "ricer jump" to get my attention (which he already got) . He gives me the nod so I give him the nod and the light goes green. Pedal to the metal and by 65mph I had 2 carlengths on him. Next light, its the same car. Never said nothing, and I glanced over and smiled and he said "My clutch is bad" . So I shrugged my shoulders. By now, I just wanted to just drive with no racing. A split second before the light turns green, he starts to take off. NOW IM REAL MAD. I floor it again and as soon as I hit 67ish MPH my back bumper passed his nose. So then I slow down just a bit to aviod a ticket, and he starts creeping up, wanting to do a roll-on. I glanced over and said "Round 3 with a stock camaro?" and he sped off doing the ricer flyby. I laughed and didnt even bother toying with him anymore.

Next 2 were even better than the previous ones. Im at the bottom of Mt Olive hill on Rt 46, stopped at a red light (once you stop at a red light, you end up stopping at the rest of them lol) . I glance over and there sits a black on black Dodge Magnum (wagon looking things), all tinted windows. I couldnt see the driver. I figured it was an old hag or something so I casually accelerated when the light turned green. He floored it. So I decided to get some action and I floor it, putting a full car on him at 70mph, then I slowed down for a a car in front of me. Next light, same situation. He rolled down his window, a mid 30's guy and he said "Very nice car!" and I said the same. We both laughed, and talked about his car for about 15 seconds. He asks "Wanna go again", so I said sure. We both hit it. At 50 mph (barely into 2nd), I got my back bumper next to his nose. I could definately hear some sort of intake, so I know it wasnt a stocker. I slowed down a bit and he yelled "HEY, I WAS A SUCKER FOR THAT MAGNUM COMMERCIAL WITH THE FERRARI!" I laughed and gave him a thumbs up.


Then I saved the best part for last. Im at the RT 10 / RT 46 junction in ledgewood, making a left onto 46. Then next to me pulls up a beat up GTA , white with primer doors, missing spoiler, and a bit of rust above the 1/4 panel. I stopped looking at the car after I saw the driver. One hot as hell blonde, sunglasses on, about mid 20s. Im like DAYYYYUM must be her boyfriends. So I yell over to her (shes not exactly next to me, her front bumper was where my driver mirror was) and say "NICE! I GOT ONE TOO" and she said "Yea its mine" and giggled. Yep... i felt like the 40 year old virgin cuz she was drop dead gorgeous. And she said "You can come over and see mine if you want". IM LIKE WHATTTTTTT! I said "Where?!!" and she pointed over at the strip joint next to us on the westbound side of 46 (Smiles 2) . Im like OHHHH SHES A STRIPPER!!!!!! She revved it up, smiled, and took off.


WHAT A DAY! AND MIKE, Future reference, please place a sign outside ur house saying "Enter Here" cuz I was reading the mailboxes and they went like "244 242 240 238 217 215, 232, 223" lol.

[Tru2Chevy]

So...I guess you didn't get a run with the stripper's car?

- Justin

wait... so you didnt go see hers?

[Tsar]

why didnt u go into stripper joint?

[NJSPEEDER]

the moral of the story is that he beat a couple of retards and didn't get the girls phone number. good times, definately good times.

lol

later
tim

[jims69camaro]

bwahahahahahaaaaaa



also,

[camaro2you]

did you have a brain fart

[jimmyboy8301]

you should have asked for a private show as a fellow f-body owner WTF bro?? Play a little "you show me yours, and i'll show you mine".

[PDubs87Z28]

Originally Posted by Tsar

why didnt u go into stripper joint?

yeah what the hell? she told you to go there and you didn't....im confused??

but good job on the races though!!

[enRo]

She was definately good looking, but probably had more virus's than a porn addicts computer. I can go for a viewing anytime on Friday if I felt like it I wasnt in the mood for a strip joint, I drove for 1 1/2 hours straight...

[Tsar]

um..strip joint question here: Do you have to be 21+ in jersey to get into one? In florida most of them are 18+ but in jersey it seems that im **** outta luck (19 here)

[Savage_Messiah]

If they serve alcohol then it's 21+ and only topless. No alcohol, 18+ and full nude.

[Tsar]

Originally Posted by Savage_Messiah

If they serve alcohol then it's 21+ and only topless. Â*No alcohol, 18+ and full nude.

um..interesting, gotta find me some of those

[j0n]

Originally Posted by Tsar

um..interesting, gotta find me some of those Â*

hot 22 on route 22 in union...all you need to know

[PDubs87Z28]

Originally Posted by j0n

hot 22 on route 22 in union...all you need to know

yes sir like 10 mins from my house....not even

[jimmyboy8301]

Grandview in Gouldsboro, PA by camelback. Amature night is the first wednesday of every month i believe.

[camaroracer1992]

maybe hes gay and thats why he didnt go to the titty bar, driving an hour and a half or not what man dont wanan see titties??

[BigAls87Z28]

bwaahahhahahahahahahahah to this thread.

Life will ever be women>cars.

[Savage_Messiah]

Originally Posted by BigAls87Z28

bwaahahhahahahahahahahah to this thread. Â*

Life will ever be women>cars.

yea it will James