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04-10-2006, 07:47 PM
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Things to read if you want a laugh
This is a small collection of quotes that I have taken from a friend of mine. He has a similar sense of humor to Tim, so you can get the idea of where these come from.
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Last night while playing poker, Galdo lost a tough hand. While he looked dejected, i turned and said to him, "Hey, at least you didn't lose your country to communism or anything." Yeah, Galdo's cuban.
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Person 1: yeah, those ****ers who complain about us going into Iraq, never complain about the North going into the South
Person 2: that's cause you all at least weren't pussies. you had an idea, stuck to it, and got your asses handed to you. iraq is more a puss country that the liberal bastards identify with
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so i'm playin poker online today, in a heads up match (1 on 1) against this some guy. $50 buy in. So i notice it says he's from paris. so i type in "wie gehts heute?", german for, how's it going or somethin like that. he goes, "don't you speak english?" I fire back, "don't you speak german?" he goes, "No, i'm french." I say, "you're welcome." ungrateful frenchies...
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More funny than anything. At a store today, some little old lady in a motorized cart comes up to me as i'm in front of the milk display. She sees my Borden shirt, and goes, "How are the cows?" with that typical old lady voice. I said, "Well, they're ok, they still seem to be making plenty of milk." She countered with "Are they happy?" I countered that by pointing at the meat display down the market and saying, "Happier than their cows."
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- Justin
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04-10-2006, 08:24 PM
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the last two are pretty funny
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04-10-2006, 08:47 PM
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 that last ones pretty good
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04-10-2006, 08:48 PM
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I'm guessing they would sound funnier if you knew the guy. I'll have to drag him to a meet the next time he is home (currenly living in Dallas).
- Justin
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04-10-2006, 08:59 PM
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#3 = teh best...
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04-10-2006, 10:48 PM
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04-11-2006, 12:43 AM
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bwahahahaha #3...awesome set up on that.
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