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06-20-2006, 06:00 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: West Milford, NJ
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Time to move...
...to Poland.
http://www.wbj.pl/?command=article&id=32372
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Malfunctioning distillery turns lake into 30% proof vodka
From Poland A.M.
Malfunctioning distillery turns lake into vodka. According to specialist analysis, the Bracholinskie lake in Wielkopolska is filled with alcohol.
The concentration of alcohol in the water amounts to 30% in some places. The phenomenon is a result of a technical problem in the nearby vodka production plant. "Our alcohol measuring equipment is not wrong. It recorded a level of 30%. There is vodka in this lake," stated chemist Robert Wilczynski. The news about the free vodka in the lake spread fast and attracted a number of farmers from nearby villages who arrived at the lake to take as much vodka as they can. Meanwhile local women are in despair and have turned to beg god to help save their husbands from the demon drink. "If God does not help us, everyone in the neighbourhood will be stinky drunkards and only a hole will be left on the site of our lovely lake," laments 76 year old Genowefa Licha. (Fakt, p. 10) E.B.
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06-20-2006, 09:07 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Seabrook, TX
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sweet!
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Junk the pos, spend the money on beer, acquire headache.
Same result cept this headache doesnt last months.
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06-20-2006, 09:31 AM
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Queen of Destruction / NJFBOA Supporting Sponsor / Moderator / 12 Second Club / 2006 Member of the Year / PITA
Join Date: Aug 2004
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wow, that's pretty funny... but those poor fish!
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06-20-2006, 09:41 AM
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Hot Liz, Cold Beer
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Ewing, NJ
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Originally Posted by 79CamaroDiva
wow, that's pretty funny... but those poor fish!
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they are happy fish now...
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06-20-2006, 10:53 AM
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Join Date: May 2006
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Um, is anyone else realizing these are POLISH scientists doing the experiment??? They are just reading the results wrong it was probably .003% and they said hey look 30% vodka.
LMAO....
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06-20-2006, 11:20 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: West Milford, NJ
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Originally Posted by firehawk1120
Um, is anyone else realizing these are POLISH scientists doing the experiment??? They are just reading the results wrong it was probably .003% and they said hey look 30% vodka.
LMAO....
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lol. Polish rule, whether or not we do things ass backwards 
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06-20-2006, 02:18 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Ewing, NJ
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HA! that's great....
- Justin
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