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09-06-2006, 12:24 AM
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14 Second Club
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: RUM$ON, NJ
Posts: 2,308
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Weird Al - Ridin Dirty
This one is for Als Brother
http://media.putfile.com/Weird-Al-White-And-Nerdy
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Originally Posted by LYRICS
They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinking I'm so white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy?
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
I wanna roll with
The gangstas
But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy.
Really really white and nerdy.
First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
MC Escher - that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawking's in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at Minesweeper - I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers' movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run
At Pascal, well I'm number one
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I got a soldering gun
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon
They see me roll on
My Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't you see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
I'd like to roll with
The gangstas
Although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
How'd I get so white and nerdy
I've been browsin', inspectin'
X-Men comics, you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect 'em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a homepage for my dog
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop, pop, hope no one sees me
Gettin' freaky
I'm nerdy in the extreme
And whiter than sour cream
I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
Only question I
Ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk
Or do I like Picard
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear
They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
All because I'm white and nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy
I wanna bowl with
The gangstas
But, oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy
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Originally Posted by The Fapist
K0ll is a hick and has a veritable fleet of 1980-early 90's GM vehicles :mullet:
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09-06-2006, 08:08 AM
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Fidget Lover
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: P-town, New Jersey
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97 Z28- slightly modded....Back and Badder than ever!
90 Chrysler New Yorker 5th Avenue...Out of my driveway but still in my heart...
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Barb = fist pump extraordinaire
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Originally Posted by bubba428
just for the record...whos falus is lodged in your sfincter
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09-06-2006, 08:42 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Landing, NJ
Posts: 1,042
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thats too funny
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88 Iroc-Z TPI, Cammed 350, Vortex Heads, Magnaflow, T5, 4 Wheel Disc, 3.27 9 Bolt PBR.
91 Trans Am VertTPI 350. 700r4, K&N Air Cone, Ryven Muffler.
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09-06-2006, 10:49 AM
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Co-Founder / Site Admin
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Ewing, NJ
Posts: 22,476
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Can't wait for this new album....looks like it's gonna be a good one. 
- Justin
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1999 Camry - Beigemobile DD
2002 Suburban - Wife's DD
2004 Grand Cherokee - Not running / Project / Selling?
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09-06-2006, 02:56 PM
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12 Second Club
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Burlington County
Posts: 1,850
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that is sooooooooooooooooooooo funny i love it
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2008 Chevy Silverado LTZ Vortec Max
Superlift/BMF/Toyo/EFI Live/K&N/Cherry Bomb/Pioneer/Alpine/Bose/and more
2001 Chevy Camaro SS SOM build #487 12.44 @ 107.92 *SOLD*
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09-06-2006, 03:26 PM
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NJFBOA Co-Founder
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: All up in your kool aid!
Posts: 12,235
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bahhahahahahah 
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09-06-2006, 05:19 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Haledon, NJ
Posts: 5,162
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ahahahaha!
~Ted
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2016 Chevy Colorado LT 3.6 v6
2008 Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo 4.7L RIP 12/29/2016
1998 Honda CBR 600F3
2003 Yamaha FX140
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09-06-2006, 06:18 PM
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15 Second Club
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Vineland
Posts: 6,621
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wierd al is freakin amazing
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OG!
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09-06-2006, 06:24 PM
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Hot Liz, Cold Beer
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Ewing, NJ
Posts: 1,497
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awesome.
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1987 Pontiac Fiero GT- Stock 2.8 aluminum "boat anchor" Runs like a champ. Needs a chip now!
Also: 1974 Honda CB550/four. Ah, the OPEN-open road.
99 Saturn SW1. Flaunting a fender "blemish" (large gaping hole) thanks to a hit a run. Never caught the guy. Permanent Driveway Status at Justin's.
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09-06-2006, 06:32 PM
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14 Second Club
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Fair Lawn
Posts: 2,077
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Totaly great
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2011 Camaro
2012 JKU with Pink wheels
2015 Hellcat 6spd
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09-06-2006, 07:34 PM
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Banned Camp Director Emeritus
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Somerset County
Posts: 8,395
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I love it!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by baddest434
and 1 more smart ass answer by you and i'm going to reach into this monitor and grab you by the throat
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09-06-2006, 08:29 PM
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12 Second Club
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: West Milford
Posts: 8,373
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awesome!
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97 Trans Am WS6
98 Blazer ZR2
00 Corvette
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09-07-2006, 01:54 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: West Long Branch
Posts: 13,598
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I havent had a chance to show mike yet, but you know he's still gunna sing it wrong. Riddin dirty dirty...dirty dirty...
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09-09-2006, 09:07 PM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
Posts: 6,116
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LOL!
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ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
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2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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09-12-2006, 07:11 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: In a van down by the river.
Posts: 1,040
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i love that song lol
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09-12-2006, 04:01 PM
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I will beat you with a toaster!
Join Date: Sep 2004
Posts: 6,054
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thats great!
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