bet you didnt know this

[oh one ls1 SS]

http://dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/new-jersey/

[enRo]

It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.


I like that one... tis not the "Rules of War" but the "Rules of Murder" In other words, if your gonna murder, the other opponent has a chance to murder you back ahahahaha

[Knipps]

If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.

No one may cross the Boston Common without carrying a shotgun in case of bears.

[slugger27nj]

Florida's got some pretty funny ones with this one leading the charge:

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

WTF???:

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

And don't forget, it'll soon be illegal to ride a bicycle while talking on your cell phone in NJ...lol.

[79CamaroDiva]

It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer.

ha!

You may not slurp your soup.

i wonder what the jail time is for this..

No one may annoy someone of the opposite sex.

i think ill summons this entire board for this.. except of course for the females.

It is illegal to get drunk and annoy others in your house.

this too.