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03-28-2007, 11:10 PM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
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BAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
I was hammering down 287 on my way home from work, when all of a sudden I saw a ton of smoke coming from the exhaust of a car in the distance. When I got closer I saw it was a max riced Civic, and man, it was smokin' like a freight train! Maybe the azzclown hit his NAWZ and blew the welds off his intake manifold, causing all that smoke! 
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1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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03-28-2007, 11:32 PM
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Join Date: May 2006
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dude that was just him doing a burnout at 80 mph showing you what real power was CHUMP....
 
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03-28-2007, 11:35 PM
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Banned Camp Director Emeritus
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stupid civic's...
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03-28-2007, 11:42 PM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
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Originally Posted by firehawk1120
dude that was just him doing a burnout at 80 mph showing you what real power was CHUMP.... |
But the smoke was coming from the BACK, not the FRONT!!! 
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unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND,
ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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03-29-2007, 12:00 AM
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Mr Fantastic
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: West Milford NJ
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thats what my mustang looked like on sunday driving up 287 from new brunswick...burning ATF is not fun
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B18B1 FTW
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03-29-2007, 08:26 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Hillsborough, NJ
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Well, hey, if you run rich, you get more power, yo! Add in a little oil and you get the Blue Smoke Mod.
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03-29-2007, 09:14 AM
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12 Second Club
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Williamstown/Atlantic City, NJ
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Gotta love the Rice...LOL
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03-29-2007, 09:34 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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HAHA!!!! FRIED RICE!!!!
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03-29-2007, 11:09 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: west milford, nj
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god damnit now were going to have to replace the piston rings he fried
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03-29-2007, 02:17 PM
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Mr Fantastic
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: West Milford NJ
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probably blew the welds on the intake, actually
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Matt
B18B1 FTW
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03-29-2007, 02:19 PM
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Fidget Lover
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: P-town, New Jersey
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NOW ME AND THE MAD SCIENTIST GOTTA RIP OPEN THE ENGINE BLOCK AND REPLACE THE PISTON RINGS THAT YOU FRIED!!!
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03-29-2007, 03:06 PM
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Power Member
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03-29-2007, 03:41 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Little Egg Harbor NJ
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i saw a red crx on 80 the other day with some fat assclown puffing smoke all over. the exhaust was bigger than his damn head, and it looked llike they needed to use the jaws of life to get him in and out of that little POS
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03-29-2007, 10:53 PM
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American Road Warrior
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Wastelands of NJ
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Quote:
Originally Posted by nj85z28
i saw a red crx on 80 the other day with some fat assclown puffing smoke all over. the exhaust was bigger than his damn head, and it looked llike they needed to use the jaws of life to get him in and out of that little POS
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unstable bob gable: LEGENDARY LEGEND,
ICONIC ICON, AND AMERICAN BAD AZZ!!!
1991 Dodge Spirit R/T: Gran'pa lookin' 150+ mph turbo rocket.
2013 Dodge Avenger RT: Wastelands cruiser.
2008 Crown Vic Police Interceptor: 'Nuff said!
THE ONLY THING THAT SUCKS WORSE THEN IMPORTS ARE RICED OUT IMPORTS!!!
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03-30-2007, 09:31 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Haledon, NJ
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I saw something similar last week on 17 when I was driving a car back to park ave BMW. The riced civic was billowing out blue smoke and the 3 assclowns inside were just enjoying the "bump" from their stereo 
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