Jerk off Z06 driver - NJFBOA - Home of New Jersey's Camaros and Firebirds

unstable bob gable · 03-30-2007, 04:13 PM

I was out in my driveway washing the AMX, and a ZO6 rolled up from the McMansion development across the street from me. He pulled up to the stop sign to make a right hand turn, of course not using his turn signal. Then the scumbag nailed it outa the street smoking his tires and soon was going well over the 35 MPH speed limit. Whatta douche! Well, I'm much cooler than him, because I built my car. And I bet my cawk is bigger than his, too.

Jersey_TA · 03-30-2007, 04:19 PM

Thank god you don't live on my street. I get that every day only with ricers

WayFast84 · 03-30-2007, 04:20 PM

HAHA LMAO, thats funny as hell, MOST vette drivers are prix, and that why i got out of my save up for a z06 faze.

transamkid · 03-30-2007, 04:22 PM

think thats bad, try living around the corner from a ricer shop. all you hear is them driving with their fart cans blasting, and the shop has an awd dyno too, ohhh it gets bad

Jersey_TA · 03-30-2007, 04:23 PM

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HAHA LMAO, thats funny as hell, MOST vette drivers are prix, and that why i got out of my save up for a z06 faze.

I'm not, ofcourse mine's not a Z06

camaro2you · 03-30-2007, 04:29 PM

My dad has one and hes not a prick, it really depends, its usually the young office guys that have no clue how to work on a car that buy them and thats what gives vette guys a bad name, but thats just my opinion.

unstable bob gable · 03-30-2007, 04:32 PM

I won't make a "blanket statement" that all Z06 and/or regular 'Vette guys are pricks. And I happen to like the Z06. But my street seems to attract all kinds of scumbags, from speeding ricers to speeding semis. So, that Z06 driver was just another A-hole on the list.

alamantia · 03-30-2007, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by unstable bob gable

I won't make a "blanket statement" that all Z06 and/or regular 'Vette guys are pricks. And I happen to like the Z06. But my street seems to attract all kinds of scumbags, from speeding ricers to speeding semis. So, that Z06 driver was just another A-hole on the list.

Would a "speeding ricer" be a honda doing the speed limit? I ask cause I never really see them going very fast

unstable bob gable · 03-30-2007, 04:41 PM

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Would a "speeding ricer" be a honda doing the speed limit? I ask cause I never really see them going very fast

Well, the speed limit on my street is 35 MPH, and those ricer fooks sound bad at any speed, so yes, one doing the speed limit is a douche!

Jersey_TA · 03-30-2007, 04:44 PM

ahahahahahaha

alamantia · 03-30-2007, 04:49 PM

I agree, it is unjustified to make a "blanket statement" thats all Zo6 owners are douches. However, I feel it is not only justifed but correct to assume that making a "blanket statement" that all ricers are douches. I mean, lets be fair right?

unstable bob gable · 03-30-2007, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by alamantia

I agree, it is unjustified to make a "blanket statement" thats all Zo6 owners are douches. However, I feel it is not only justifed but correct to assume that making a "blanket statement" that all ricers are douches. I mean, lets be fair right?

Yes, to keep it simple: ALL RICERS ARE DOUCHES!

jola · 03-30-2007, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by unstable bob gable

I was out in my driveway washing the AMX, and a ZO6 rolled up from the McMansion development across the street from me. He pulled up to the stop sign to make a right hand turn, of course not using his turn signal. Then the scumbag nailed it outa the street smoking his tires and soon was going well over the 35 MPH speed limit. Whatta douche! Well, I'm much cooler than him, because I built my car. And I bet my cawk is bigger than his, too.

What a joke. And I'd say you are cooler based solely on the fact you drive an AMC. Then again, I may be the only one that considers an AMX cooler then Vettes (depending on the year of the Vette).

unstable bob gable · 03-30-2007, 05:15 PM

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What a joke. And I'd say you are cooler based solely on the fact you drive an AMC. Then again, I may be the only one that considers an AMX cooler then Vettes (depending on the year of the Vette).

Why, thank you. Thank you very mush!

bad64chevelle · 03-30-2007, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by jola

What a joke. And I'd say you are cooler based solely on the fact you drive an AMC. Then again, I may be the only one that considers an AMX cooler then Vettes (depending on the year of the Vette).

ummm any AMX is cooler than a vette....

jola · 03-30-2007, 05:22 PM

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ummm any AMX is cooler than a vette....

Haha, I'd be a tough choice for me between a '63 split window and an AMX is all I can say.

unstable bob gable · 03-30-2007, 05:44 PM

I personally don't think an AMX is cooler than a 'Vette, but I also don't think a 'Vette is cooler than an AMX.

camaro2you · 03-30-2007, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by unstable bob gable

I personally don't think an AMX is cooler than a 'Vette, but I also don't think a 'Vette is cooler than an AMX.

Id agree a particular car not be rated over another car, its what done to the car which will make you like it more or less. But from a stand point of just the car in general i look at them equally.

79T/A · 03-30-2007, 10:11 PM

I'd estimate that a fair percentage of Corvette owners are middle-aged balding men with money going through a mid-life crisis and are able to say, "Look how big my wallet makes my penis look!" Not nearly enough of them truly appreciate what they've got, nor have they ever even SEEN a wrench. Phooey on them. Now excuse me while I step down off my soap box to work on my non-running T/A.

unstable bob gable · 03-30-2007, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by 79T/A

I'd estimate that a fair percentage of Corvette owners are middle-aged balding men with money going through a mid-life crisis and are able to say, "Look how big my wallet makes my penis look!" Not nearly enough of them truly appreciate what they've got, nor have they ever even SEEN a wrench. Phooey on them. Now excuse me while I step down off my soap box to work on my non-running T/A.

WOWSA!!!

jola · 03-30-2007, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by 79T/A

I'd estimate that a fair percentage of Corvette owners are middle-aged balding men with money going through a mid-life crisis and are able to say, "Look how big my wallet makes my penis look!" Not nearly enough of them truly appreciate what they've got, nor have they ever even SEEN a wrench. Phooey on them. Now excuse me while I step down off my soap box to work on my non-running T/A.

That's intense. To be honest, a majority of the C5 and C6 drivers I see are women. Maybe that's just the area I'm in.

maroman88 · 03-31-2007, 12:04 AM

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Originally Posted by 79T/A

I'd estimate that a fair percentage of Corvette owners are middle-aged balding men with money going through a mid-life crisis and are able to say, "Look how big my wallet makes my penis look!" Not nearly enough of them truly appreciate what they've got, nor have they ever even SEEN a wrench. Phooey on them. Now excuse me while I step down off my soap box to work on my non-running T/A.

uve just described EVERY PORSCHE owner in my area

unstable bob gable · 03-31-2007, 12:10 AM

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uve just described EVERY PORSCHE owner in my area

My buddy Monte J Monibags drives a Porsche, and he is cool. He even came to the unstable bob gable cruise tonight, but got scared and left when he didn't see me there yet. I guess he was afraid that the f body owners there would beat him up!

Jersey_TA · 03-31-2007, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by unstable bob gable

My buddy Monte J Monibags drives a Porsche, and he is cool. He even came to the unstable bob gable cruise tonight, but got scared and left when he didn't see me there yet. I guess he was afraid that the f body owners there would beat him up!

LOL

bubba428 · 03-31-2007, 08:30 AM

he was probably right....